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For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Discussion in 'Your Services' started by Mac N Cheese Man, Oct 9, 2019.

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  1. ShadowVYX

    ShadowVYX Doggo with the cronch CHAMPION

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    Onne free joke pls sir
     
    ShadowVYX, Jan 12, 2020
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  2. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent and Nickleback.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Jan 12, 2020
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    MaizeandOrange Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Hello sir, I request a finely aged joke.
     
    MaizeandOrange, Jan 23, 2020
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

    Because it has a silent pee.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Jan 23, 2020
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    MaizeandOrange Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    MaizeandOrange, Jan 23, 2020
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  6. Skylaar

    Skylaar erm HERO

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    I would like to purchase a joke
     
    Skylaar, Jan 23, 2020
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  7. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

    It gets toad away.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Jan 24, 2020
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  8. Skylaar

    Skylaar erm HERO

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    Skylaar, Jan 24, 2020
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  9. Benjin

    Benjin Famous Adventurer

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    I request a joke of what is the best way to defeat the Eye.
    Your reward will be Aledar's Soul
     
    Benjin, Feb 8, 2020
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  10. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Staring competition.

    (The name of the thread is literally jokes my grandpa sent me, go somewhere else for that, please)
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Feb 9, 2020
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    btdmaster Famous Adventurer VIP Item Team

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    btdmaster, Mar 6, 2020
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  12. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What did the grape say when he was pinched?

    Nothing, he gave a little wine.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 6, 2020
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    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    TrapinchO, Mar 6, 2020
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    FadeDave Eden chief, coder. HERO

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    FadeDave, Mar 6, 2020
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  15. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

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    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

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    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 6, 2020
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    Wiihacker0 Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Wiihacker0, Mar 6, 2020
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What do computers eat for a snack?

    Microchips!

    No return joke needed, friend
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 6, 2020
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    Wiihacker0 Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Yay lol.

    What's brown and sticky?
    Poop, duh.

    Another one just for free.

    So this guy is going to prom and needs a limo to be cool n all. The line for the rental company goes on forever until eventually he gets himself a limo. Then he needs a suit, same issue long line. Then he wants some flowers, but again the line is stupid long. Finally he gets to prom and is tired, so he goes to get a drink. To his surprise there was no punchline.

    Give me another joke pls
     
    Wiihacker0, Mar 7, 2020
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  19. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

    Big hands.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 7, 2020
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  20. Wiihacker0

    Wiihacker0 Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    What food do you make when you are fighting off allergies?
    Mac n Sneeze.

    another plz
     
    Wiihacker0, Mar 7, 2020
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