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For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Discussion in 'Your Services' started by Mac N Cheese Man, Oct 9, 2019.

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  1. ocel0tgirl

    ocel0tgirl It was ocel0t to meet you HERO

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    fine just give me any joke then
    i need comedy please
     
    ocel0tgirl, Mar 7, 2021
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  2. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
    A: Toad.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 7, 2021
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  3. Justice

    Justice Obliterator of Grooks VIP+

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    I be askin' for another joke!
    But, like usual, I am telling a joke...
    What does it cost to be Darth Vader?
    2 arms and 2 legs!
     
    Justice, Mar 17, 2021
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  4. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    11. "Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 17, 2021
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  5. Slpc

    Slpc Probably yeeting anime girls across the country

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    joke me
    *opens mouth wide*
     
    Slpc, Mar 18, 2021
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  6. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What do you call a fish with two knees? A “two-knee” fish.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 18, 2021
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  7. Slpc

    Slpc Probably yeeting anime girls across the country

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    that isn't really a joke, but ok
     
    Slpc, Mar 18, 2021
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  8. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Yeah it is?
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 18, 2021
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  9. Slpc

    Slpc Probably yeeting anime girls across the country

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    how? a fish with 2 knees is obviously a "two-knee fish"
     
    Slpc, Mar 18, 2021
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  10. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Some of these require a bit of imagination.
    “Two-knee” sounds like “tuna”. Come on, this one isn’t even that hard to understand.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 18, 2021
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  11. Slpc

    Slpc Probably yeeting anime girls across the country

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    I REQUEST A JOKE KIND SIR
     
    Slpc, Mar 18, 2021
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  12. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What foods are especially good for young people?

    The pro-teens.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 18, 2021
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  13. Da Merryboi

    Da Merryboi maybe tell me if somethings wrong with the wiki HERO

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    Da Merryboi, Mar 21, 2021
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Update:
    My grandpa has COVID. He is currently doing ok with it, though.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Mar 27, 2021
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  15. Justice

    Justice Obliterator of Grooks VIP+

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    I hope he feels better soon!
    I'll say a joke to lighten the mood up anyways.
    What roman automatically beats paper?
    Caesar.
     
    Justice, Mar 28, 2021
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  16. Slpc

    Slpc Probably yeeting anime girls across the country

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    JOKE PLEASE
    also my condolences for your grandfather
    ________________________________
    General Kenobi
     
    Slpc, Apr 1, 2021
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    TS_potato Average kj main VIP+

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    TS_potato, Apr 1, 2021
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    Slpc Probably yeeting anime girls across the country

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    Slpc, Apr 1, 2021
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, Apr 1, 2021
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  20. Slpc

    Slpc Probably yeeting anime girls across the country

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    JOKE MEEEEEE
     
    Slpc, Apr 1, 2021
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