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For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Discussion in 'Your Services' started by Mac N Cheese Man, Oct 9, 2019.

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  1. Justice

    Justice Obliterator of Grooks VIP+

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    ME WANT JOKE!
    But time for a joke of my own again!

    Why are vegetable gardeners the richest people on Earth?
    The have a lot of carrots.
     
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  2. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Why did the cafeteria worker bake extra bread when the shift was over?

    Because he kneaded the dough.
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    What medal did the weasel war hero receive?

    A badger of honour.
     
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  3. Justice

    Justice Obliterator of Grooks VIP+

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    I feel as if that was specifically tailored to me based off my minecraft username...
     
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  4. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    My grandpa is psychic
     
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    BlazingBrick Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    Oh god 2 puns in 1 joke
     
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    TigerYaisou Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    what how is this thread still open LOL
     
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    OmegaCKL definitely totally super very active player CHAMPION

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  8. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What do you call a happy cowboy?

    A jolly rancher.
     
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    OmegaCKL definitely totally super very active player CHAMPION

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    TS_potato Dead? VIP+

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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What kind of insect is bad at football?

    The fumble-bee.
     
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  12. ocel0tgirl

    ocel0tgirl It was ocel0t to meet you HERO

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    Skylaar erm HERO

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  14. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Q: What did the Photon say when asked if she needed to check a bag?
    A: No thanks, I’m traveling light!
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    1. "What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around? Dead Siri-ous"
     
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  15. ditsario

    ditsario it's always christmas somewhere in the world VIP+

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    Hi yes macaroni person I would like a joke as well
     
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  16. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    • What kind of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky Charms!
     
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    ocel0tgirl It was ocel0t to meet you HERO

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    I want another joke
    but it has to be related to cats
    thanks
     
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  18. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Grandpa hasn’t sent me any of those
     
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    ocel0tgirl It was ocel0t to meet you HERO

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    very sad :(
    uhhh then ill have a joke about
    uhhhh mac and cheese
     
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  20. Mac N Cheese Man

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    Also hasn’t sent me that
     
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