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1. GoddessLot
2. He was born, became Pope and died. The end
3. Who tf cares bruh
4. Living shit only lives once (Now is the moment I realise I'm dumb)

 

1. Pastersnacks
2. No one exists on purpose, Everyones going to die, so why waste time looking this guy up?
3. I got a pineapple I got a pizza UGH CANCER (PPAP TUNE)
4. Life cannot be defined by rules life is mystical. Fragile yet powerful. Something as lifeless as a machine can be as alive as an eagle. Life is what it will always be. A buffer between your birth and death. For isn't death the same feeling you have before you are born? A pointless nothingness that extends for infinity...

 

1. TheSmashers
2. Rodrigo de Borja was born 1431 in Jativa, Spain to Jofré Llancol I and Isabel de Borja y Cavanilles. Ambiguity surrounds Borja’s bloodline, and to this day, scholars still debate over the accuracy of the deceased pope’s lineage. It is notable, however, that children of Pope Alexander VI were attributed to LLancol paternal lineage. A young Borja started off his education as a lawyer but soon transitioned to a religious career following Callixtus III’s appointment as pope, as nepotism was commonplace in such a time and age. In 1468, Borja received ordainment to priesthood where he gained administrative experience, considerable affluence, and direct influence over the Church. Alexander VI defined the corrupted, worldly nature of the Catholic church prior to the Protestant Reformation of the 17th and 16th centuries. Historic accounts suggest that the pope possessed personable traits: a handsome appearance, verbal eloquence, and exceptional intelligence – characteristics that led to him being especially popular among women (and later, affairs with mistresses). At the initial onset of his career, Borja received approval from the Roman populace. Building projects went underway, the papal business grew, and significant progress was achieved. Popularity took a sharp dive, however, when the King of Naples passed away and left his throne open for repossession. Involvement with Naples and an attempt to retain control over the Papal states led to feelings of betrayal and altered his anti-French policy. The pope died at an age of 72 years old; the cause was most likely malaria. An assessment of the Pope Alexander VI’s administrative career shows that while he did undoubtedly accomplish substantial advancement, his life was marked by immorality and sin. Disregarding papal conduct, Alexander VI became infamous for the sale of church office positions and was notorious for exhibiting lack of celibacy.
(No plagarism) I put way too much time into this.......
3. I really couldn't care less about what toppings you put on your pizza. Pineapple on pizza is only relevant bc it became a meme
4.
- responsiveness to surrounding environment
- able to grow/adapt
- reproduces (any means)
- carries out metabolic processes and is able to breathe
- maintain homeostasis
- composed of cells
- pass on genetic traits to offspring
(exception to this is viruses)

 

1. The corkus bank trash hopper
2. "a summary paragraph on the history and life of Pope Alexander VI in 100 words or more."
3. Or is it pizza on pineapple?
4. It moves, it breathes, it has feels, it grows, it has babbies, it poops, it eats.
Exception: sometimes cells and/or circulation is added.
Actual exceptions: fire, the economy

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If you have trouble trading me it's because you need to do ctrl+q not shift click, when looking at me.

 

1. Noristay

2. He was born on 1st January, 1431, and died on 18 August 1503, at the age of 72. Hewas a guy who was pretty controversial, he was a renaissance pope, had mistresses, kids, was described to be a smooth talker, and a lot of women liked him. He was described as having a "cheerful attitude and a genial bearing". He became the first archbishop of Valencia, after the death of Pope innocent VIII.
It is often alleged, sometimes by serious historians, that Alexander and his son, Cesare, poisoned Cardinal Adriano Castellesi, but it is often disregarded as false because the wealth would be instantly given to the church. The only contemporary accusations of poisoning were from some of the servants of the Borgias, extracted under torture by Alexander's bitter enemy and successor, Julius II.

3. Why have pineapple on it, when you can have bacon, pepperoni, Jalapenos, Beef, or all the above on it?

4. it must be made up of cells, Have different levels of organisation (Both molecular and cellular organization), use energy, respond to the environment, adapt to the environment, grow, and finally reproduce.

I don't know what you mean by exception to this rule, and talk about these mofo's called Tardigrades

These microscopic guys, are basically IMMORTAL. They have been found everywhere, deep in water, tops of mountains, deserts, the antarctic, they are EVERYWHERE. They can survive temperatures close to absolute 0, can survive up to 420K (300 °F; 150 °C), can withstand pressures 6 times that of the deepest trenches of the ocean, have survived ionising radiation level's at hundreds of times more than that of a dose that would be lethal to us, and most impressively, they have survived being put into space for long times.

Conclusion: They are small but masters of survival

 

1. xXEmanuXx

2. Rodrigo was born into the Spanish branch of the prominent and powerful Borgia family. His uncle Alonso de Borgia, bishop of Valencia (later cardinal), supervised his education and endowed him with ecclesiastical benefices while still in his teens. Rodrigo studied law at Bologna, and on Feb. 22, 1456, he was created a cardinal by his uncle, now Pope Calixtus III. As vice chancellor of the Roman Catholic church, Rodrigo amassed enormous wealth and, despite a severe rebuke from Pope Pius II, lived as aRenaissance prince. He patronized the arts and fathered a number of children for whom he provided livings, mainly in Spain. By a Roman noblewoman, Vannozza Catanei, he had four subsequently legitimized offspring—Juan, Cesare, Jofré, and Lucrezia—whose complicated careers troubled his pontificate.

3. Pizza

4. List:

1) All living things contain one or more cells.
2) All living things use energy.
3) Living things have a definite form and have a limited size.
4) Living things grow.
5) Living things respond to changes in the environment.
6) Living things can reproduce.
7) Living things eventually die.

 

1: Siil
2:Pope Alexander the 6th was a heathen who cared nothing for his job and fathered multiple children with a mistress, and was one of the most corrupt and most infamous of all popes during the renaissance period. His actions are what fueled the protestant reformation.
3: its just a fruit, calm yo self
4: THE LAW OF THE LAND, BE EATEN BY MOTHER GAIA AS DEATH WILL COME FOR US ALL

 

1.vbn5202_789
2. Human hummus
3.yes
4.yes

 

1. DufGoesBnoof
2. 100 words "He was born, he did stuff, and he died" or more
3. Certainly
4. In order for something to be alive, it has to be made of organic material, has to respond to its environment, has to be physically able to undergo homeostasis (it heals itself if it gets stabbed), has to be able to reproduce, it has to be made of cells, it has to metabolize in some way or another, and it has to grow.
Therefore, mules are not alive

 

1. LithiumQuail
2. Let's be honest, Pope Alexander VI is leading in the generations of popes. His predecessors and successors stood no chance considering how many rules Alexander broke. Although, Roderic Borgia had some other high-quality characteristics that allowed him to be the center of attention to eight million Catholics. First, he was a 61-year-old man who knew all the secrets of staying young. He wore his cap to hide the bald spot on his head, and his belly bloat was counteracted by wearing pajamas to church every day. Second, Alexander basically shocked the world when he surpassed the previous line of popes by bribing his audience. He managed to skip the general fourteen steps to the pope by using his riches, and gave everyone a total of four mule loads of silver. Lastly, Alexander's charisma not only landed him the royal position of the pope for 11 years, but it also allowed him to defy God itself. To dive into detail, Pope Alexander VI housed 6 of his own children with his mistress, and he murdered a chain of people to prove his superiority.

*Pope Alexander VI, born Rodrigo de Borja (Valencian: Roderic Llançol I de Borja], Spanish: Rodrigo Lanzol y de Borja; 1 January 1431 – 18 August 1503), was Pope from 11 August 1492 until his death. He is one of the most controversial of the Renaissance popes, partly because he acknowledged fathering several children by his mistresses. Therefore his Italianized Valencian surname, Borgia, became a byword for libertinism and nepotism, which are traditionally considered as characterizing his pontificate. Two of Alexander's successors, the controversial pontiffs Sixtus V and Urban VIII, described him as one of the most outstanding popes since Saint Peter. [httpsenwikipediaorgwikiPope_Alexander_VI]

3. Can we just talk about how you're eating cheese with pineapple whenever it's on your pizza? Like, that may be acceptable to many and all. But... no, thank you.
4. Defining rules of life:
responsiveness to the environment;
growth and change;
ability to reproduce;
have a metabolism and breathe;
maintain homeostasis;
being made of cells; and.
passing traits onto offspring.

 

1. Nirguy
2. Pope alexander VI 100char
3. ofc pineapple on pizza
4. It needs to live

 

1. MathGangster

Pope Alexandar VI, whose original Spanish name written fully was Rodrigo de Borja y Doms, was born in the year 1431 in the province of Jativa, which was located near the province of Valencia. He is often considered as one of the most notorious Renaissance popes because of his worldly life. He was elected as pope when he was 61 years old, and as he was influenced by Alexandar the Great, he named himself accordingly (Alexander VI). He began his pontificate successfuly, building projects and working industriously. However, he stirred controversy when he joined forces with Venice, Germany, Spain and Milian and expelled Charles VIII from Italy.

(I wrote this myself, pls give me le)

3. Pineapple's fine only for Hawaiian or Tropical pizzas. other pizzas shouldn't have them.
4. movement, reproduction, sensitivity, nutrition, excretion, respiration and growth. virus is exception.

 

1. xSlyam

2. Rodrigo was born, he went to school. Where? somewhere. Like Bologna. Ok, now he graduated. His uncle became the pope. But then, Borgia starts rising. Why Borgia? He changed his name, like his uncle. Then he became priest. Then he started living the life. Now he has kids and a wife! He became a pope. Then he lived happily ever after.

oh yeah and then he died. The end. (100char)

3. I personally prefer other kinds of pizza, but Pineapple on Pizza isn't so bad either. It's a pretty cool addition to pizza, but not the best. There are other better options for pizza, like sausage, or pepperoni, or chicken. But still though, it's a nice and interesting topping to put on a pizza, and still makes it taste good.

4.

It reeeesponds to the environment.
It grows and it changes.
It has sex with another person and has babies or it has sex with itself and has babies.
It converts food into energy it also breathes.
It keeps the homeostasis.
It's made of C E L L S
It does stuff and it's offspring is similar to them

I feel like everyone copypasted #2 and #4 (the ones with a detailed summary.)

ahahaha I did my own summary and also I take Honors Bio harharhar

 

1 sans1209
2 ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what
3 it is good
4 eat food

 

1. clau012
2. He was a pope from 11 August 1492 to 18 August 1503 and trinked alot beer. x6.25 words =100words
3. No one can eat this
4. No one does it really know

 

bro ap though....

 

1) doihead
2) Pope Alexander VI's title was Pope. His name was Alexander. He was the 6th Alexander. 100words.
3) HELL YEAAA
4) responsiveness to the environment, growth and change, ability to reproduce, have a metabolism and breathe, maintain homeostasis, being made of cells, and passing traits onto offspring.

donkeys and mules cant reproduce

 

I got super triggered when I saw this, ONLY MALE MULES CANT REPRODUCE, female mules have a 5% chance of being able to, donkeys obviously can.

 

1. brokenmotor
2. Do you want me to plagiarize the biography like everyone else?
3. No ;(
4. i believe the meaning of life is 42

 

does that mean I win? :P