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SPOILER Explain Wynncraft 2 quests to me, but in the worst way possible

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by Potatomancer, Jun 23, 2022.

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  1. Potatomancer

    Potatomancer Make agility great again

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    So I want to learn the new Wynncraft 2 lore, but I don’t have Hero rank. Therefore, I decided this is the most accurate and efficient way to learn the storylines of the new quests.
     
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    Daktota Daktota The Rock Enthusiast HERO

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    Da Homeboi custom titles are cringe

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    Elves are the main antagonist of Wynncraft why are we helping them.

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    Corrupted Ava and bad minecart section.

    Cowfusion:
    Drale is jabba confirmed.

    Recipe for Disaster:
    You now have to wait a snail.

    Royal Trials:
    No quest helmet but at what cost.
     
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    OriTheSpirit Feesh Time 24/7 CHAMPION

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    Namakobushi A wildcard that plays right into your hand. VIP+

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    Because of that, the LI version needs to be replaced with something else, since now we never encounter a living version beforehand.
     
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    Potatomancer Make agility great again

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    What did the shapeshifter get replaced by?
     
  7. Da Homeboi

    Da Homeboi custom titles are cringe

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    A cutscene that asks you who is the real one like 5 times.
     
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    Potatomancer Make agility great again

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    So Among Us?
     
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    Da Homeboi custom titles are cringe

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    Namakobushi A wildcard that plays right into your hand. VIP+

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    It's probably still in LI and will still be there. They most likely won't replace it.
     
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    Samsam101 Star Walker CHAMPION

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    an immortal nerd, a ghost lady and a rich man. where will this love triangle end up.

    ginger elf discovers the truth about the war of the realms while investigating his parents deaths ft. geriatrics

    general's orders except the shapeshifter never physically changes (you still get the changeling chestplate though)

    flowey bird holds grudge after it dies in a tragic minecart accident featuring a painful mining segment and the backrooms

    squid game ozoth

    royal trials except instead of buying the disguise from ahmsord you instead pay some woman to give you her clothes in one of the most awkward segments in the game. then the window segment is changed. nothing else is different including the painful airship.

    Left click to kick seluc off the edge

    i am competing with another scientist please go into the lake and dont let him win

    hello human we orc not actually bad (we just want peace) so make some cure and do some side quests for us so we can fix this war

    hello we gert like to eat human after they do a trial and error dialogue puzzle which is quite frankly terrible gameplay also do this pumpkin carving

    go to gert camp, go back to tower, evacuate 2 people, go through miniboss tunnel, cover tunnel. oops i accidentally explained the whole quest in detail

    cooking featuring void and space (choose brie when doing the quest not only is she an attractive female but she has the most interesting segments)

    go to my cousin's dad's uncle's cousin's grandson's nephew's grandma to ask for the metal

    half of my friends have gone missing there are only 3 now find them anyway and also throw some bird eggs because that's safe and they won't crack
     
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    Emogla3 az is bad 2: the movie Discord Moderator Community Helper VIP

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    mines: you go down a wooden plank except that you don't because it doesn't work. instead, Fast and Furious Wynncraft. then the bird FUCKING DIES lmaoo (it actually doesn't but it does but you don't know either thing yet)

    now you have 8 torches and 5 million rocks and a blue triangle, all three of which will piss you off. C418 wynn OST kicks in before the bird shits on your face.

    now, bird 2: ender dragon

    in reality, it didn't. you are now getting money.
     
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