Experiment: Protect The Sandwich

I then ninjae in and steal it from you, putting it in the Athenian Pavilion, putting it in a cube of molten lava, surrounded by a black hole. Good luck xD

 

The black hole radiates away, because it's mass was never specified. I freeze the lava into stone, and break it to reveal the charred sandwich. I summon an army of 4 trillion penguins to defend the sandwich. The dog is also there. The dog is rigged with explosives so that if even just 1 penguin dies, the dog blows up.

 

I devise a clever plan to sneak past your penguins and dog, which will never be revealed. I grab the sandwich and toss it into the sun. It burns up. Game over!
lmao jk the sun is fake (you don't know that)

 

I get an incredible mana-regen build and RRR unto the sun because I am so sad that the sandwhich is lost forever.
In doing this, I find the sandwich; and hide it in the Path to Darkness

 

In the Path to Darkness, I come across a thief with much experience. In return for him stealing it, he gets half of the sandwich. However, once he got it, I didn't get it back :/

 

I spend millions of LE (in bribes) to track down this thief who was hiding as a citizen in Lutho.
Stealing it in their sleep, I return it to its rightful place on top of some random hill, but this time protected by 24/7 security guards

 

I then arrange snipers cleverly placed so they can see anyone coming from a mile away!

 

I become an ant and crawl up the hill towards the sandwich. I dig a hole big enough for the sandwich to fit in and carry it down.

 

However, my sniper hits your leg with a well-placed bullet, tripping you. I run up and grab the sandwich, putting it back on the pedestal where it belongs. This time, I hire 100 SWAT's to help protect it.

 

After becoming a human again and recovering from the injury, I fill a plane with a bunch of sandwiches and fly over the hill. I drop all of the sandwiches and a smoke bomb above the pedestal so no one will know which sandwich is THE sandwich.

 

I use a device I made called "santector" to find the sandwich. I then proceed to yeet it into space!

 

I go up into space in a rocket filled with a bunch of gold, find the sandwich, and take it to the nearest planet with intelligent alien life. I trade them all of the gold in return for defending the sandwich with their lives.

 

I then proceed to lie to them, telling them the gold is fake, giving them even more fake gold for the sandwich. I put the sandwich in the core of the Earth, where it burns.

 

I dig down to the core of the Earth, put the pile of ash in the Eldritch Outlook, and I set it so that it requires the sacrifice of a dog to open it.

 

I then proceed to kill all the dogs so that nobody may sacrifice one to get it.

 

I use my magic powers to turn some random Lutho citizen into a dog, and sacrifice him. I then place a bunch of mob totems inside EO to make it harder to get to the sandwich without dying.

 

I then put a giant magic shield around the sandwich, making it inpenetrable

 

I summon the souls of all the dogs that were killed. The innocent dogs, filled with rage at their needless demise, shatter the shield with ease. They form an undead army around the sandwich, and teleport themselves and the sandwich to a random point in the universe 100 times a millisecond. They also harness weapons with the power of all the stars in a galaxy.

 

i compress the universe to the size of a regular sandwich, so that the teleportation will always be to the same spot

then i chuck a bunch of splash potions of healing II at it to kill all of the undead dogs (which also heals the sandwich back from its apparent ashes)

then i reignite the universe, causing a big bang, with the sandwich at the core, slowly being toasted inside a star

(this reminds me of https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/king-of-the-hill-revival.166924/ and https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/bullshit-your-way-to-victory-the-revival.201340/ and https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/survive.227552/)

 

I cause a big crunch, reversing the new universe, and shroud the sandwich the souls of the fallen undead dogs. Any non-ally of the dogs, will be filled with the sadness of all the dogs combined. I position thirty-two snipers, each with guns powerful enough to make anything they shoot turn into a red hypergiant star and instantly go supernova around the sandwich, and I put the sandwich inside a spaceship the size of a city.