Every Newcomer Ever.

EVERY NEWCOMER EVER

The Staff Newcomer: Well, I've been on for only 25 minutes! Time to become best friends with a staff member then have them promote me into the group!

The Popularity Newcomer: Hmm.. Better introduce myself! Then I gotta make a bunch of stuff to get me likes and slowly become teh coolest person on the forums!

The Fake Newcomer: Oh hi! I'm not a newcomer. I'm just a spambot here to advertise skin lotion.

The Idea Newcomer: Well, I want to become awesomely popular! Time to post ideas about dumb classes and things that would totally op the game! Maybe people will notice me!

The Wanting Newcomer: *Stares at Chatbox* Hey guys I'm new here so can you just give me a free rank and 420 LE thanks

The Excuse Newcomer: Oops! I didn't know! *Shitty Excuse* ( Credit @The Flubby )

The DungeonRealms Newcomer: Wynncraft is Crap! Gtfo Dungeonrealms is soooooo much better rekt u skrubs

The Laugh-a-Lot Newcomer: OMG that pig slapped you! LOLOLOLOL XD XD xd xD Dis is so funy! ( Credit @Rikio )

The Bad Spelling Newcomer: Heyd guyds Mid nam iss JigllelenUnovarse.

The Banned Newcomer: Hey der dudes I was banned 4 doing dat flyhax but I won't doo it again. *Posts same thing for the next 30 days* ( Credit @Divinex7 )

Me: *Posts shitposts about Newcomers*


Find you

 

The Racer Newcomer: Man, I want to set up a shop with pictures but I need 10 messages! Time to make a bunch of random messages: Herp. Flerp. I like beans. Salted is cool.

 

I'm probably the bad spelling newcomer. Autocorrect is both a curse and a godsend.

 

Adding! (With permission!)

 

What is getting it added was my plan all along? MWAHAHAHA!

Yeah you have permission.

 

RIP dark theme. Use the 'none' option please, ye newcomer

 

Will do ;)

 

The Black Magic Newcomer: *necros everything in sight*

 

The Gavel hater newcomer: Gavel sucks it ruins Wynncraft