Epic Pun Battles Of History

well it looks like Slime is CURRENTly not doing well.

SEA what I did there?

SHOREly you did...

 

Are you SQUIDing me? That was the SEALiest thing I've ever heard.

Still,

Those puns must have caused a CLAMity.

I'm URCHIN you to stop.

Otherwise, hue-MANATEE might go extinct.

I know you didn't PORPOISEly do it.

But stop, or you might make ANEMONE

 

Ima keep going with this FLOW
Even though
It seems FISHY
Ima stay in mOCEAN
Because it's All I can do
I hate you all, ur all beaches
I'm shore.

 

duuuude stop whaling

 

I'm gonna Raichu this reply
Because Whynaut?
This was really Onixpected
I'll keep my Meowth shut after I finish writing mew this note

 

Osha what?
i thought i steelixed all of your puns

 

Yo, bro
No Homo
Ima just go home
And play with my yoyo, yo

 

Why does Voldemort have no nose?
Nobody nose.
Hue
I named my iPhone the titanic,
It's syncing now
Hue hue.
What did 1 terrorist say to the other terrorist?
You da bomb
Hue hue hue

 

why does Voldemort have no hair?
Because Hairy Potter wouldn't be well known for his nicely done hair

Syncing the titanic is too much for your small router, therefore exploding and creating a sinkhole.

Shots fired.

badumtss

 

Why did Windows 9 never come out?
Because Windows 7 8 9

 

why are your puns so bad?
because they aren't punny

 

That pun was so bad I need to PUNish you

 

Stahp it, or I'll burn you (with a FLAME war)

 

;-;
Let's keep this a CIVIL war
Get it cause civil as in... No? K I'll just go...

 

;-; ====|\ (turret)

 

I edited it

 

Does it look like I care? I dunt carrot all

 

Cri

 

come on man, you should've kept the beet!

 

Nah