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Number 1-10000: 2355
Joke: Sweet! I have been saving some dad jokes!
- What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the room? "Odor in the court!"
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
- Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
- CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
- 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Reason Wanting Money: Ok, I've been planning something for a long time. My own community event! I've always wanted to do a deciphering event where people have to decipher a code since I want to share with the Wynncraft community how awesome it is. Deciphering can actually be a lot of fun, and I think it would make an epic event for players in the community to enjoy. The money won can help go towards this, since everyone loves a good prize. I would really appreciate it, since the Wynncraft community have done so much for me and I want to do something to give back. It would be really cool to help this go towards the funds for the deciphering event since I have been planning one for a long time, and I want a lot of people to be interested in it as well. In conclusion, this is why I want the money since I feel it could make for an awesome prize as a deciphering event, and it would be my way to give back to the Wynncraft community. Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed the jokes.
Ign: IceResistance

 

Number 1-10000: 4698
Joke:
(My image)
Reason Wanting Money: I recently played wynncraft again. Since I just reached level 100, I am too poor to buy a decent set
Ign: 500miles

 

Number: 2159
Joke: Winning this giveaway
Why I want money: I'm poor and guardian is cool
IGN: Halloweeb

 

Number 1-10000: 50
Joke: Morph Set
Reason for wanting money: really need a Nirvana, and well having a little more then my little bit of money would be nice :) (<3)
IGN: Reefive

 

Number 1-10000: 8274
Joke:
Reason Wanting Money: For memes
Ign: McDerp123

 

Number 1-10000: 2450
Joke: According to a website, the McDonalds employee health page which is now shut down warned employees against eating their burgers and fries
Reason Wanting Money: I really want some money for a build for my new archer. I also would love to make a inferno build cause i hate listening to people saying how awesome it is knowing i probably will never get to try it
Ign: Arcturisus

 

Number 1-10000: 7893
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler: Answer

To get to the other side hahaha

Reason Wanting Money: Who doesn’t
IGN: DaFamousRedPanda

 

Number 1-10000: 637
Joke:


Ok, this one will need a lot of explanation. It's a really funny joke, just because it isn't at all. In fact, it's completely normal, and whenever I hear it, I laugh and everyone thinks I am weird for doing so. There are multiple reasons it is funny. because it's cliche, because it's random, and because it isn't funny.

The joke is funny because it is cliche(something that is used so much that it loses it's meaning.). Being a cliche makes the joke funny, as just like how "quiet as a mouse", "high as the sky" and "raining cats and dogs" crack everyone up every time. the term "cliche" doesn't really accurately describe a cliche, as it's been used so much it's lost it's meaning. but cliches are really only overused because they are so good at doing what they are; Is there anything quieter than a mouse? Does it ever rain anything but cats and dogs? Is there anything higher than the sky?No. Of course not. Cliches are the absolute best ad doing what they do, in the cases given, comparing one thing to another. In the context of a joke, this surely means that the joke is the best at being a joke.

The second reason the joke is funny is because it's random. One good example of funny randomness is this sketch:
The sketch and this essay both show that there is humor in randomness. Who would expect a whole essay explaining a single joke? You see, even without the joke, the essay is quite funny. But the joke tops it off above all. It is the most random joke you have ever heard, although, with it being a cliche you may not think so. To end this paragraph, let me say this:
Basinful.

Finally, I am here to say that the joke is funny because it isn't. You may argue that if something isn't funny it isn't funny, but sometimes, the fact that the joke isn't funny is quite funny enough to merit it being a joke. In the case of my joke, that certainly is true.

In conclusion, you may think that I am as high as the sky, or my joke sounds a bit fishy, or it's not funny, but I object. here it is.


Reason Wanting Money: I just spent all 12LE of mine on a Thanos banner.
Ign: Thega_

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Nooo I spent an hour on this and then you post THAT joke just 4 minutes before I post!!!! >:(

 

Number 1-10000: 1947
Joke: A Jewish pokemon trainer is called Ash.
Reason Wanting Money: To put Ash in a nice vase.(Im broke from Wars)
Ign: The_Lizardon841

 

Number 1-10000: 9
Joke: My cardiomechanical pump broke the other day.
Reason Wanting Money: I don't have any.
Ign: SomeRandomguy329

 

Number 1-10000: 3856
Joke: do you know why graveyard is the most popular place in the world? Because people are just dying to get in
Reason Wanting Money: because i'm poor
Ign: Loity

 

Number 1-10000: 7842
Joke: Three men stood on a magic mountain. The first jumped off and yelled "Feathers!" He landed safely in a pile of feathers. The second jumped off and yelled "Pillows!" He landed safely on a pile of pillows. The third man was nervous. He took a running start, but tripped on a rock. He fell off the mountain and screamed "Crap!"
Reason Wanting Money: Who doesn't want a Mythic?
Ign: Winterified

 

Number 1-10000: 2571
Joke: Three people are in a classroom a guy a girl and a teacher. The girl is being tutored by the teacher while the boy is just doing his homework. The teacher asks the girl a question but she can't answer. He then asks the the boy for the answer. He answers instantly. The girl calls him a nerd and to this the teacher said that he might be her boss one day. The boy gets up and says hey I'm no going to be a pimp.
Reason for wanting Money: I really want to buy a fatal.
Ign: Khoa001

 

Number 1-10000: 4196
Joke: A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Reason for Wanting Money: I dont have anymore left in my bank
IGN: ApolloNox

 

Number 1-10000: 7381
Joke: Melee Archer
Reason Wanting Money: i want spring
Ign: Elleliavan

 

Sketch just gimme ur capri please :3

 

Number 1-10000: 5671
Joke: God
Reason Wanting Money: Trying to save up for a item
Ign: MineShineMilkTea

 

Number 1-10000: 5454
Joke: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Reason Wanting Money: I love money <3
Ign: clau012

 

382
Csst nerf
Buying a myhtic
MaarcusEU

 

Number 1-10000: 3460
Joke: Logan Paul
Reason Wanting Money: to buy stuff ofc
Ign: TeunH2406