Dungeons And Dragons Campaign [full] [discontinued On The Forums]

7 out of 8 said they head to the inn, you can either start now or wait for the last one I guess x)

 

Once everyone is gathered:

"Alright, first of all, WHAT THE [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 5 minutes. 5 [EXPLETIVE] minutes. I go do my own [EXPLETIVE] thing and when I get back, at least one of you have committed some [EXPLETIVE] moral atrocity! I signed up for a holy quest to kill a necromancer, not to babysit a gang of [EXPLETIVE] lunatics! Honestly! I go to a [EXPLETIVE] shop and by the time I get back, someone has conspired with a [EXPLETIVE] crime lord, bought drugs, or [EXPLETIVE] MURDERED SOMEONE! I've been at my wits end for who-knows-how-[EXPLETIVE]-long, and now I find out about this [EXPLETIVE]? Do any of you have any [EXPLETIVE] decency whatsoever? Just... Do I have to [EXPLETIVE] babysit you lot to avoid all this [EXPLETIVE] happening? Is that what it takes? Honestly..."

I go over to the bar to get a drink.
"I don't normally drink, but just this once..."

 

Alas stands against the bar near Kyelas : "You might find that funny and shocking but I didn't do any of the mess you spoke about since I travel with you. Impressive, right ?"

And then he goes to the toilet because I never made him go to the toilet, it's probably starting to be a mess inside.

 

Alth grabs a chair and drops the poorly faked acent

"Your a paladin right?"
He's smirking with amusement but seems anxious

 

I give him a death glare.

 

Fun fact, when Alas goes to the toilet, Morgor hears everything.

 

"I tagged along because I thought you all might be off help with my research. It's easier to get through this land with a group then on your own, and I enjoy the company."

"To add on to that, I can't remember myself killing anyone with my own hands. Not even that Avatar of Death that I was supposed to fight. Everytime I have fought someone, it is because we were attacked or started an attack."

 

"Alright, maybe you aren't as bad as the rest of these [EXPLETIVE], but was there any point where you could've intervened, but didn't?"

 

Fun fact 2, before sitting on a toilet, Alas needs to hold his tail so it doesn't dive into the toilet.

 

Alth:"I'm justing saying thats not very "holy" of you."

Alth:"Your rants over now mate? Good I have business"

Alth gets up waves good bye and throws his hood up and heads to

Spoiler: Spyro only

The burned remains of his old home.

 

Once a little time passes, I approach you from behind.

"Kyleas." I say once I'm a few feet behind you.

 

"Yes?"

 

Fun fact 3, Alas uses the hand on which Lilith's Mark is to wipe his ass (and toilet paper, of course).

 

"Oh, I am very sure I could have intervened. But I highly doubt I could have prevented you from doing what you do."

"I mean.. look at our group. You saw how they have acted, and you have been with them longer then me, so you should know that 'stepping in between' won't help much once they are focused. Maybe not all of them think that way, but I know some do."

 

Alas get out of the toilet.

Alas : "I'm done ! Toilets are now free !"

He then goes at the bar, and if there is a keeper he asks :

"Well, since we are staying here for 5 days and that I don't really care about the rant of the others. Could you please give me any informations about the activity there is to do in the 5 next days ? I need to occupy myself."
(I'm still disguised as a clown by the way.)

If there is no keeper, Alas just sits and looks at the group, silent.

 

"...Perhaps you are right, then."

And, I head for the bar.

 

"Right. Then if this conversation is finished, I got to fix up Heat."

@Heat

 

Spoiler: Telepathy

”I’d join you in drinking, but, y’know.”

I tap my lack of a mouth.

 

"Feel better now?"

 

"A little. It's just... Why? Is it so hard to not commit crimes against humanity every five minutes? Are a select few of our allies mentally capable of, you know, being decent people for once? I've had to keep this bottled up for the entire damned trip because the group needs one somewhat sane member... But I can't pinpoint a minute of this journey I actually enjoyed."

"Maybe these five days are a blessing, I sure as hell could use a break..."