Dungeons And Dragons Campaign [full] [discontinued On The Forums]

Which secret, you wanting to turn one of my characters into a slaad? Your obsession with true polymorph? Spyro paying you in bitcoin to lie about initiative so we think it's the highest so he can use you as cannon fodder? It exists(we still want to know what exists)? You paying Spyro in dogecoin to let the goblins from saturday fail their checks so you could insta-kill them with arms of hadar?

 

What the actual...

 

Some of them are real some are based off of the truth. We still need to know what exists.

 

lol
Slaad is a random encounter now
I've calmed the polymorph train down
No he doesn't pay me i have some horrible intiative rolls (i wish he did)
No goblins have horrible stats and i got lucky

 

Rizkeld: "How dare you insult us monster races?"
Rizkeld: "I'll have you know that goblins, as of Volo's Guide to Monsters, have better ability score increases than your fancy-pants oh-so-cool Variant Human!"
Rizkeld: "Oh, and did I mention how they get a critical rogue class feature for free?"

 

OOC Masamune: "So Goblins won't be cluttering up my book anymore? Finally."

(Masamune is a mystic with a quirk where he writes down the names of every creature he kills and names unnamed ones)

 

Rizkeld: "Hm?"

 

(He's basically saying Goblins die so easily that he practically has a page of goblin names since they're quantity-over-quality monsters)

 

Rizkeld: "...We will meet again. And then, I will see them avenged."
Rizkeld: "Misty Step!"
Rizkeld teleports away.

 

Masamune: "Yes, fighting a Mystic with 20 INT is always a good idea."

 

Yekyek: "What, you thought we would fight you alone like some inferior humanoid thugs?"
Rizkeld: "Grease. For your claimed 20 intelligence, you're going into this fight as though you have 6 Wisdom. Really? No research or anything?"

 

Have fun concentrating on that while taking 7d8 completely unblockable damage.

 

"Mystic is the most balanced class" said no one ever except people who normally play Mystic

 

Rizkeld: "Not long until I get Fireball, and you're toast. Literally."

 

*28 average damage*
*13th level Mystic*

Suuuuuuure.

 

Masamune: "Or I could use Psychic Domination and have you cast it on yourself..."

 

Wait, 13th level Mystic?
Rizkeld: "Change of plans! Restreat to the hiding spots!"
Rizkeld: "Misty Step!"

I'm already casting Misty Step on myself. Also, what's your Perception? Just wondering.

 

Ooc alth:"i could one shot a goblin with my eye's closed!"

 

Masamune's PP is 16.

 

OOC Aleksander suddenly appears out of thin air, literally.

OOC Alek: "What in the Hells is going on here?"