Dungeons And Dragons Campaign [full] [discontinued On The Forums]

Rizkeld: "I'm a damage-dealer! Time for my alarm spell! (laughs)"

 

*Kills a swarm of Kobolds with crossbow bolts*
Fighter: "I'm a melee combat unit!"

 

Rizkeld: "Wha-How dare you!"
Rizkeld casts Hold Person on Fighter. WIS save.

 

7 + 3 = 10

Sorcerer: "I'll save you because I'm a combat magic class!"
Sorcerer casts Dispel Magic

 

What fighter has a +3 wis mod?

 

Rizkeld: "You-"
Rizkeld: "Retreat!"
Rizkeld casts Misty Step, teleporting to a hidden tunnel underground. The tunnel is conveniently kobold-sized (and possibly warded with permanent alarm spells that go off against non-kobolds).

 

Cleric: "I'M A SUPPORT CLASS!"
Cleric casts a thaumaturgy nuke.

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A very poorly-designed one.

 

How does the nuke work again?

 

I actually don't remember...

 

I don't remember.

 

Well, who's going to check back to the Water Weird fight?

 

Rizkeld.
Rizkeld: "No."

Also, I have to go now.

 

Ok bye

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Kyelas: "Anyway, I have to go get something."

I go upstairs to Alas.

Kyelas (whispering): "Hey, I had a thought. It is theorized that your mark allows Lilith to track you, right? Well, I have a magic amulet... That prevents you being tracked. I can give it to you as the magic item enclosed in the contract."

 

HOLY SH*T I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

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Thaumtamurgy lets you change how food tastes.

So a player asked the DM how it does that. Is it an enchantment that tricks the brain? Some sort of weird Illusion?

The DM said it was transmutation, changing the molecules in the food.

As such, player is like “ok, so I’m going to change the molecules of this barrel of rum to make it taste different. But you know what, f*** it, I’m changing the molecules to Uranium...”

Yeah... you can see where it went from there

 

Well.
I thought "Thaumtamurgy nuke" was an op spell.
But no your litterly making a nuke... gg.
Can i make a perception check to hear kyleas?

 

Sure

 

Right. Also, what's Yevor doing at the moment?

Actually? That's impossible. Thaumaturgy can't do that. That effect is under Prestidigitation.

 

What's the party doing currently? Is Kyelas still trying to find out if Lilith is present?

 

Alas (whispering) : "Her ability to follow me is quite useful for us too, do you remember that we have to kill her ? I still need to find a way to contact Edicius too."
Alas (in mind) : "Morgor, could you wake up and help me to contact Edicius."

 

Kyelas (whispering): "We are not strong enough to fight her. The best we can do is evade her until we have the power to win."