Drop ______ Onto The Person Below Me!

I use all my powers to pick up Africa (which is roughly the same size as the Moon) to protect myself from the Moon. Then I slip on a banana peel and I, the Moon and Africa drop below me.

 

I summon the coffee god to save us all.

I drop my coffee mug :(

 

It spills on the floor, deleting the forums.

5 months later, once this thread is remade, I drop Thomas the Tank Engine below me :D

 

I use weed to make Thomas the Dank Engine.

I drop Thomas the Dank Engine

 

I catch Thomas the Dank Engine.
I convert Its insane amount of meme-ified memeyness into slightly memed radioactivity.
I forge the slightly memed radioactivity with radioactivity.
I drop A cup of slightly memed full cream gluten free radioactively radioactivated radioactivity.

 

I catch this and yell "What even is gluten!" and then drink it.

I drop an anvil.

 

I catch the anvil.
I take a present and tie it to some balloons so it slowly floats down to the person below me.

 

I open it and discover its full of coffee beans. Thanks!

I drop a random reward loot crate.

 

I open it and find a Wybel. Then I burn it and drop the ashes below me.

 

I catch the dead wybel, and throw a dagger above me to stab you for killing the wybel. Your dead body falls below me.

 

I side step the body so it falls to the person below me.

 

A dead body falls next to the ground next to me. I ignore it and drop my jacket...

 

I catch your jacket and look cool, then try to take the shades out but my hand slips and they drop below me

 

I catch the sunglasses and throw them over my shoulder and walk away.

However, my phone, with 500 Terabytes of nightmare fuel photos and videos on it, slips out of my pocket and falls below me.

 

There is no way that much information could fit in anything smaller than the space a twin sized bed takes up (including the space in-between the mattress and the floor) made entirely of storage drives. Ignoring that I download all of the photos and videos off of your phone and post them on your Facebook account which I hacked.

I drop a bed of storage drives. (they're empty)

 

I store them for later.

The note I was planning to give Bailwolf saying, "Ha ha, you just got pranked! I don't have a Facebook! That was your MOM's account lol!" falls out of my hand below me.

 

Unfortunately you do have a Facebook account, set up by me. And everyone thinks its yours.

I drop a plasma rifle.

 

I catch it and blast the Facebook servers so that nobody saw it.

I press a button that removes those pictures from everyone's minds and throw it below me.

 

I use it to alter your memories and make you think I'm your beloved cousin.

I drop a large ball of molten steel

 

It misses me because I was walking to get my genes tested to figure out how my "cousin" is a wolf. It falls below me.