Double Xp Weekend + Summer Sale!

I’m curious as to what 1.20 would bring

 

Now I can level up with ease! Might buy something off the store as well. Thank you.

 

It’s all Ohio

 

yeah, i bet 1.20 will involve:
a) quest fixes/updates: i am hoping for changes to a lot of minor quests that probably won't happen, like poisoning the pest, maiden tower, and sayleros' brother, but i can guarantee quest changes are coming. they always do
b) ha ha likely won't happen but i am hoping for changes to hunted mode and soul points
c) more ingredients, maybe gathering xp?!
d) some obscure location will be changed minorly, something like wisconsin

 

If everything went well, then we'd have "a significant patch midway through the update cycle," but since that never happens (according to the parenthetical note), we are not going to have "a significant patch midway through the update cycle." That's what my limited sense of logic tells me.

 

You see, there are 23 words in the final sentence hinting at something about 1.20.
1.20 is 0.03 less than 1.23, which clearly implies that there's something related to 0.03 in this.
If you search '0.03 wynncraft' on Google, the first result is this old thread about a fan-made Wynncraft game.

The name of this fanmade game is 'WYNN', which is precisely 4 characters- the exact amount of characters in '1.20'!

Clearly this means that 1.20 is a Wynn standalone game.

 

Love you bro

 

Hmmmm I'm interpreting it more like this:

Notice how he says "a bit silent" and not just "silent". This means that while Dern is not the main focus of the next update, there is a connection to it. "Lately" implies that it will still have a dark tone overall to the update just because night time is pretty spooky. "Without saying too much" further proves this idea of not being solely focused on Dern, as Salted would have just said "without saying anything" otherwise. My guess then is that they are adding the dark and light elements to weapons and gear, which oh god please not like this.

In any case, Salted then saying "great stuff" shows us that shrooms will be a part of the next update, since that is the only "stuff" that is "great" that you can legally refer to out of context. This probably means the final boss of whatever this update has in store will be Yahya, as we have been stealing his shroom business ever since that fateful day in Shattered Minds. However, Yahya will launch several raids on towns like that of Detlas in a frenzy just to spite the player, and we will see many graphic scenes of him turning people into Mooshrooms. As a result, he will also side with Veekhat and then fuse into the ultimate cow god final boss, Salted, the Holy Bovine. He will be wielding The Banhammer in his right hand and milk in the other to fight us, and we all know how that will end.

However, since Salted says "I think you guys will love it", that means there is hope we will help Salted ascended beyond his past mistakes in order to stop him from fully converting to pure chaos with the power of LOVE. Because of LOVE, Wynncraft is going to have a crossover with the Battle Cats, as per Bun Bun Black's description:

"'LOVE TAKES YOU TO HEAVEN #LOVE'

That's what he says when he hits people. Some say you can go see the other world when he hits you... Sorry, no valid source."

However, this will require all of us collectively combined to achieve this, as "guys" means there are multiples. Since bear is also mentioned, bear set is probably getting buffed, which is good because that means fashion may be the sole focus of the next update.

"long-term issues" actually refers to only one issue in particular; the ability to kite mobs with scrolls or other fast travel methods. As you know, mobs can't tp with you when you tp somewhere, and this makes it a long process to get, say, Pathogenesis all the way to the Sky Islands only to have him jump off a cliff and then you dive into the void after him screaming his name in a desparate attempt to get one last glimpse of your son before the "2 soul points have been lost" message appears and you realize you failed and you cry yourself to sleep the next night out of despair only to remember that he can respawn to and that you will love each other forever. As a result, fast travel will now allow you to place mobs on it to, which means the Seaskipper is turning into a portable zoo.

Saying "everything goes well" and then "it never does" implies that our character will now have a split personality where we fight with our innerself in order to achieve greatness, which sounds really cool. It also could refer to when you spawn 50k defenders in Charon because it's just a "mechanic", and that means they will make more "mechanics" like that in the future, such as CAID. I look forward to this because that means Salted is officially turning this into a purge, where we will be able to buy ak-47s from Kelight in front of Temple of Legends, along with C4s from Amadel if we decide to end up siding with him instead, because yes there is going to be an entire new ending to the Wynn Site questline where Amadel turns into a blobfish and swallows the world as described by the word "complaining" because the only way to deal with whiners is to VORE all of them like we have seen with The Eye.

When he says a "significant patch", that actually refers to a new mechanic that will be added; band-aids. They will replace potions for when you get a new status effect, "bleed", from certain enemies, namely those with claws like Hashr. While this is used in many games, band-aids can only be bought from Bremminglar, as according to Wynn they are made from potatoes. "Stay tuned" further means that Nirvana oo na na will be added as a boss song into the game, because it is a good meme song. It also means that all music from any video game can and will be applied to Wynncraft, meaning we will also be able to fight bosses such as Chica's Magic Rainbow from FNaF WORLD, The Hydra from Skylanders, and Maldron from Dark Souls 2.

So in conclusion:

My wifi turns off in about 14 minutes from now and I will go to sleep.

 

what the fuck shots

 

HOLY CRAP I LOVE YOU SALTED OR WHOEVER DID THIS
THIS IS A POG FISH MOMENT

 

Keen as a bean.

 

I feel like buying my dad a big cur party. I can already imagine dad scratching his head on the parkours. Seriously why would you do dxp weekends on both of this year's family days. Plus in some regions payday usually falls on the start of a month not the end of one.

 

What are you trying to say? I mean its nice to be able to participate in a dxp weekend but not being able isnt game ruining. Also this is just something nice that the staff has done for us! Its best to be positive about these things. Also sale lasts until late June and I think if you have to wait til payday to purchase wynncraft things then you shouldn't be purchasing wynncraft things.

 

Really cool. Unfortunately I'm banned.

 

Nice try, we all already know this is just gonna re-add Lord of the Clock!

 

Speaking from a business standpoint, people that just received their paychecks are likely to have more money to spend, thus increasing revenue. Also for most of us, family is one of our most important things, so introducing a dilemma of “play Wynn or spend time with family” on both Mother’s Day and Father’s Day isn’t really appropriate. Again from a business standpoint, people are more likely to spend time on the server when they don’t have other things to do. While the dxp weekend is indeed right, I’m sorry to tell you that your argument makes no sense in both the business standpoint and the human behaviour standpoint.

 

The side of me that's like permanently high took over around noon yesterday I wouldn't worry too much about it.
I feel bad for everyone that had to deal with me yesterday I literally sat in my bed and laughed for 10 minutes straight before falling asleep I think I have problems and I'm sorry.

 

What to expect in 0.03

• Rerigging of character model to fix odd looking animations.
• More structures.
• Different music for in-game

Could this be... No... Maybe.

 

Then why not earlier