Derpyist Thing That You've Ever Seen Someone Do

Me playing skywars some guy jumps off... and turns out he is a flyhacker. I was at mid and I had like, 20 blazes he got 1 shotted XD

 

There's always that one guy who hunts down less powerful and kills them. Like on this survival server I play on. They have a lot of plugins, one letting you get the head of a player that's been killed. A lot of people were in the headhunting mood when I joined, namely some guy called IH8Enderman, who repeatedly killed me. Once I got fully enchanted diamond armor and a sword, I killed him and mounted his head on my wall. After that, it got pretty tempting to fill my wall with heads. I went on a killing spree and got a total of 36 heads to fill up a "head room" I made. I traded with some other people to get even more. The guy who killed you probably was after your head.

 

Not all smp's have that plugin, and this one didn't. The only thing he would've gained is like 7 levels max, if he wanted my head, he coul've bought it in the headshop.

 

Headshop? I thought you said there weren't any heads?

 

Playing Skybridge on Mineplex, and this exact meme plays in my head every time near the end:


So this scenario happens 95% of the time on most minigame servers.

1. Me (Private chat): Hey guys, let's from a strategy to win! Skytower or rush in diamond/iron team?
2. Idiot: (Public chat): I like the skyblock idea lets do that
3. (Idiot dies from water, with our plan known)
4. (Everyone argues on bad strategies)
5. (Everyone does their own thing, killing themselves)
6. (Me in my fortified base, waiting for organized people to come while I contemplate life choices leading to this moment).
7. Everyone, dead: "striker0614 is at X,Y,Z, kill him he sucks and is camping/cowering
8. Me: Wat

 

The only way to get heads on that server is by right clicking an existing head, if you can buy it you buy it.
So there is a headshop at spawn with a bunch of diffrent heads, but my head was in the town warp area because I own a town on that server, so I could get my own head, so heads are obtainable, but only a small amount. You can't get them by killing other players.

 

Watching a clueless Steve on Mineplex trying to kill people.

 

This is more of a dick move

I went on a factions server, trying to like factions again. I start a faction called BloodRose with this other guy and as we were trying to figure out our base area, this guy asked to join so I let him. Once we were on a good roll and got some diamonds and golden apples etc. The guy we invited /faction leave 's with most of the best stuff we had and killed us with a diamond sword.

Since we had our spawnpoints in the base, he continued to kill us repeatedly. That made me no longer dislike, but hate factions as they lead to these matters. What an asshole. No spark of hope left for factions unless started with very trusted friends.

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I once saw someone take 20 min. to hook up 5 redstone lamps to a lever.

 

LOGIC! THough to be fair when I first brought minecraft in 1.4.6, It took me 30 minutes to make a tnt cannon with a piston reload.... Now I can do it in about 40 seconds.

 

so this was in csgo and the dude run boosted to toss a grenade. the grenade hit a wall and bounced back and both of them got killed.