I was bored and so made a list of random (pointless) magic items for Dungeons & Dragons (D&D). Anyone is free to add more in replies to this thread. If you find a use for any of them, tell me. Anyways here we go: Paper of Erasing A normal looking piece of paper, a little too clean. Magic Abilities: Removes anything on it after a few minutes (Stains, Ink, Runes, etc.) Other: Just a normal looking sheet of paper. Crystal of Screams A small glowing cryastal which is constantly changing colour. It periodically starts screaming very loudly. Magic Abilities: It changes colour every 5 minutes, and starts screaming for random periods of time at random intervals at the DM’s discretion Other: A faint aura can be felt around it, making people slightly more depressed Die of Couches A single, small red d6. The small white circles indicating the sides sometimes glow a dim white light for a few seconds. Magic Abilities Can be rolled once a day. If rolled more than once, only the first time has a magical effect. When rolled, whichever side it lands on gives a different random effect, read following table for descriptions. 1: Pushes everything within 10ft back 15ft and deals 4 damage to them. 2: Gives all creatures within 15ft advantage on all rolls for 1 minute, but only while within the area. 3: Pulls everything within 15ft towards dice, dealing 4 damage to them. 4: Turns random creature within 15ft into a couch for 1 minute. Couch cannot break. 5: Fills a 15ft radius circle around the dice with dense fog, all creatures within range have disadvantage on attacks and creatures attacking into range as well. 6: Die turns into a couch for 1d6 hours. Couch can be broken, piece that turns back into a die is chosen by DM. Other When rolled, roll Takes 1 action to roll.