Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

said yes and blasted him with a ray from the sun so powerful it broke the time connection between the present and the future and resulted in the defeat of Robo-Cluckles and the destruction of Gavel being stuck in the timeline, even after Ditsario respawned in the present. Having successfully done... something, he realized maybe he got too caught up in killing robots and failed to see the possibility of annihilating the past and future timelines in the process, so he...

side note: unless anyone wants to continue mine this seems like a pretty good place to finish it soon
especially considering we've confused literally everyone else at this point with how weird it got

 

agreed we shall conclude this mighty tale soon

...decided that he will never get that greedy for robot destruction again, so he went to the remains of Corkus and asked them very nicely if they would provide ditsario with a nice flow of robots. The Corkus Embassy was like "Hell nah, we too lazy. We'll make another factory called "Phat Phactory" which will automatically make robots that will try and kill you!" ditsario was like "HELL YEAH" and started assisting in the construction of his funhouse. Eventually, the thing was created, and ditsario lived happily every after, smashing robots from his new factory and helping fix some other damages he did.

THE END

 

Yay so can we do mine?

 

sure lets just let @Ankarin set up the whole story for ditsario since we're too lazy

 

I wait I er what
Yeah sure potatomancer we can do you next, let me just set up some basic context for yours.
You are a magician, and you believe that summoning potatoes are the key to solving all problems. You guys can decide when it takes place.

 

ok so do i wait for you to piece together Ditsario's story?

 

I honestly don’t feel like doing that right now, cause I got to make dinner and such. Go ahead, I will get to that when I feel like it

 

Ok
Once upon a time, there was a wizard by the name of Potatomancer who summoned potatoes for a living. He lived in the Levigar Plains at the time and had been living a somewhat wealthy life. One day, however, he had just realized how to turn the average potato into a ruthless killing machine, and thought that he had found the solution to all the problems in Gavel. However, when going to Levigar to present the invention to the government, a Killer Potato(tm) may have killed some high ranking generals on the way there, so Potatomancer got fined 100000le as payment of his actions. This resulted in Potatomancer losing his property and le and was forced to live a vagabond lifestyle on the plains. One day, Potatomancer saw this guy getting bullied by his personal iron golem, so he...

 

...ran over there in an attempt to help. He knew that using his new Killer Potato™ would cause too much collateral damage, so he was forced to use an external method. Potatomancer was a wizard after all, so he whipped out his wand and...

 

in my rush to piece it together i neglected to notice that you already said you would
oops

now with writer tags at each line, because i felt like it

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(@ditsario) Once upon a time, there was a man named Ditsario. Bred in the now destroyed cloning facilities in a section of Sarnfic called "Kamino", he had one mission in life - to destroy all humanoid machines, no matter what. But before he could get around to doing that, he had to... (@Thing500) get killed in a cart crash as a graduation ceremony from robot killing school. Some other dudes named Aledar and Tasim went with him, but when the cart crashed, they didn't die. They reported the bug but their posts were necked, so they were criminals now. Aledar resized he needed to pick up his dry cleaning and Tasim turned into a statue on a bridge, so Ditsario was like "y'all ugly" *poof* (a.k.a. /skiptutorial) and magically appeared in Ragni, giving the King a heart attack and prompting the guards to... (@Potatomancer) arrest Disario and throw him in the decerpit sewers. While there, Ditsario... (@ditsario) disappointedly found that there were no robots to destroy, so he killed a bunch of skeletons and then got teleported out. He decided to go look for robots to destroy elsewhere in Wynn, and found that... (@Potatomancer) Corkus had some of them, but he was too underleveled. However, Disario didn't care so he... (@ditsario) threatened the Wavebreaker captain into taking him there anyways. Unfortunately for him, he ended up attacking the first mechs he saw, which turned out to be the Corkus City guards, so he got kicked out of the city and sent to kill other random mechs if he wanted, which one shot him since he was only level 1 still. When he respawned in Maltic, he realized he had to... (@ocel0tgirl) find a bodyguard. So he put up a request on the trade market and... (@Potatomancer) got some guy called Ankarin, who definitely was very sketchy, but he seemed pretty good. He was told to meet him in Detlas, so when Ditsario got there... (@Ankarin) it looked like it was destroyed and rebuilt multiple times... however Ankarin was waiting there for Ditsario, Ankarin asked Ditsario what he needed, Ditsario explained the situation, then suddenly, The queen Ocel0tgirl herself barged into detlas and started attacking Ankarin, so Ditsario quickly pulled out his weapon, pointed it at the guards, and said "you will not touch my loyal guard, Stay back!" he charged at them, however being not nearly as powerful as them, he quickly got knocked out, him and ankarin were thrown into jail. "Guess we are working together against the royals then huh?" Ditsario said. Ankarin merely nodded and they tried to find a way to break out of jail. With no armor or weapons however it was difficult to do anything, in the run down sink however, there was a... (@Thing500) piece of TNT called Toolkit, so he ate it and blew up, killing both Ankarin and Ditsario. Ankarin was higher level that Ditsario, so he respawn in Detlas (again) and hid inside some random building. Ditsarion was still underleveled, so he respawned in Ragni again. He realized that hanging out in Detlas wasn't;t a really good idea, so he added Ankarin to his magical soul box called "DMs" and through that, he told his new bodyguard to meet in... (@ditsario) Maltic, since it still wasn't completely controlled by ocel0tgirl. Unfortunately, the random building ankarin hid in was the barracks, and while trying to avoid capture, he accidentally got stuck in the boss fight and was on 4 soul points, so he couldn't /kill and had to spend a while actually winning the fight. Ditsario decided to go to Gavel to see if he could kill any robots there, and actually managed to buy a therck and adventurer set from some quartz manager and a farmer in exchange for killing 2 robots. With his new amazing level 30 gear, he decided to... (@Thing500) go hunting for some robots, and was so involved in finding robots that he forgot all about ankarin waiting in Maltic. Ditsario walked up and down the wynn province until he finally found this weird snowy place with massive amounts of ice. There, he saw a Corkus Drill, which was good enough for him. He then began to violently... (@ditsario) destroy it, before the people operating the drill could tell him not to. It turned out to not really matter anyways, they used a spare drill and that one blew up when they tried to use it, so they ended up having to use lava to get into the ice while ditsario quietly left to look for more, preferably humanoid, machines. He found... (@Potatomancer) out by some sketchy archeologists in Troms that there is this giant quartz robot hiding in Karoc Quarry, over in Gavel. So Ditsario went there and proceeded to... (@Thing500) literally tear the place apart in search for this robot. After successfully destroying 2/3 of the massive railways, causing 17 large explosions, and killing 4 miners, he finally found some random lady named Nasea, who he tortured into telling him where to find the robot. She told him about some random house fort thingy run by quartz bandits, so he ran at the speed of light over to there and burned the whole place down. This uncovered some kind of secret passageway thing that led him directly to... (@ditsario) this weird meteor shard thing. It looked important, so he took it and kept looking for the robot, before suddenly remembering he had already killed it. He felt sad that he didn't have a robot to kill anymore and left before anyone in Llevigar realized their entire quartz supply had been destroyed. He went back to see if any other shady gangs in Troms knew where he could find an undestroyed robot to kill, until... (@Thing500) suddenly, his neck was caught in a noose and his flailing body was dragged up into a tree in Troms. He was then brutally mugged by some random children with weird names and then forced him to eat a key. Ditsario realized that the key was made of Carbonized Iron, which means it most likely opens a T-22 Corkus Door Lock (with new NanaPin technology!), and so with his predigested key, he set out to find this T-22 Door. He searched high and low until finally... (@ditsario) he found a strange lab with a weirdo who read books about how people died or something. It was a lab, so it was bound to have robots in it, so he snuck away from the weird guy and began blowing up small portions of the lab to find where all the robots were stored. It turned out that, in fact, the lab was instead for a weird plant thing, so he decided to look for robots to destroy elsewhere as the giant plant began attacking Troms. He realized he might be a high enough level to go to Corkus again, so he... (@Thing500) tried to walk through a tunnel so he could get to Ragni and Nemract faster, but the guards didn't let him through for some reason. He then made a scary face at them, causing the guards to instantly die. The survivors stepped aside to let him pass, and so a journey that would've taken hours and several high risks of death only took a few minutes. Ditsario walked into Nemract, took a boat to Selchar, and mugged the Wavebreaker captain so he could... (@ditsario) go to Corkus again, still without having to start The Envoy questline. After resisting the temptation to start destroying the Corkus guards again, he found this neat geyser pit where he could kill tons of robots. Unfortunately, he ended up tossing their remains on this weird table, which teleported him to this weird place with a strangely powerful mining robot, which promptly killed him. After respawning in Bucie for some reason, he realized he still needed to... (@Thing500) really git guud or else he's just gonna get beaten in every major fight. Luckily, Bucie was in the Province of Gavel, where theres plenty or sad weak little villagers to help and random things to smash. He promptly started going East as to reach Llevigar, and to his disappointment, only living Ogre troll thingies were there, but they were better than nothing, so he brutally slaughtered all that stood in his path until finally, the Imperial Quartz walls of Llevigar shone in the distance. Ditsario... (@ditsario) thought it looked fancy enough to have at least some robots to destroy, so he looked around and eventually found this sewer area thing, with this strange machine. The engineer asked if he was the electromagic expert they called in to help fix the machine, but ditsario pushed him aside and began blowing up as much of the machine as he could. The engineer frantically asked him to please stop, he'll blow up the city, but it was too late. Ditsario quickly ran back to bucie as all of Llevigar blew up. He realized... (@Thing500) that he had destroyed the power source of the city, which went into melt down as he blew up all the cooling systems and Electromagic rods. He thought to himself "Hmm, I really need to get to Corkus, where killingg machines and robots is supported. I can't go through the ruins of Llevigar, so I'll have to take a boat from Jofash Docks." Jofash docks were REALLY FAR, so he stole a horse from Bucie and rode all day and all night until he finally reached the little dock. With no machines or other weird robot things, he got though the systems with no mishaps, sailed to Selchar, and took the Wavebreaker (again) to... (@ditsario) reach Corkus for the third time. In an attempt to hopefully not die and respawn most of the way across the map again, he decided to grind to level 90 before going adventuring for special mechs again. When he finally got to level 90, and acquired some half-not-terrible gear, he... (@Thing500) stormed out of Corkus City and began killing everything that looked metallic. he tore and smashed up and down on all robots. After a few hours, he realized he was getting kind of far from the city, but he couldn't stop now! He had to kill all the robots! He followed the last few remaining surviving robots to this really cool looking building that was kind of abandoned-looking with no signs of life nearby. The robots ran inside, so of course Ditsario followed them. After running around vents and random tunnels, he finally... (@ditsario) noticed that the queen of Wynn, ocel0tgirl, was also in the factory, along with one of the bird people from Corkus. He didn't want to be caught again, so he waited for them to leave, but they took all of the robots with them when they did. After sulking for 2 days, he suddenly noticed that all of the robots had come back, and got back to work annihilating them, much to the dismay of the talking computer in the abandoned-looking building. It realized that if it was to destroy the Corkian government, it would first need to get rid of ditsario, so it... (@Thing500) started making a massive stockpile of robot parts by putting a fake trash can that actually carries discarded robot pieces into the factory to be reused and reprocessed. Ditsario didn't know this, so for a few days of happy robot obliteration, all the little micro-whatever and antenna pointy things when into the "trash" can. With all these discarded robot remains, the computer thingy made a massive secret army of advanced mechs, ready to kill. There was just one problem, the computer didn't know Ditsario was a robot killing mastere. In fact, it didn't even know where all these parts were coming from!! Oblivious to it's ultimate failure, the supercomputer... (@ditsario) Continued its foolish plan that would have resulted in an endless cycle of robot destruction and repurposing, except a few weeks later the bird who had been with ocel0tgirl came back and asked the computer for help destroying corkusexcavation. After the battle, ditsario recovered a disintegrator that he could use to... (@Thing500) disintegrate things, like big evil supercomputers or hordes of robots. Naturally, he kept this a secret and snuck into the factory seemingly unarmed. The factory's advanced security system detected Ditsario right away, but he didn't care. After a few hours of wandering around and looking at ruined robot stuff, he came across a rabid dog named wynnston. Ditsario was in the middle of trying to figure out if this was a real dog or a robot dog when suddenly... (@ditsario) this random Corkian dropped into the room with him. He explained that he had decided to try to do something about the mech problem himself when they attacked a diner he was in, and asked if ditsario was trying to as well. Ditsario explained that he just really hated robots and wanted to have fun destroying them, but eventually they agreed they would work together to kill the supercomputer and disable the factory, and Maxie used some electromagic to determine that it was, in fact, a robot dog, so they killed it. After killing some more mechs, they finally managed to get to the actual supercomputer, and… (@Thing500) ditsario unveiled his master plan to use the disintegrator thing he found. The super computer was a computer after all, so it had no chemical feelings, so it just said "UR TRASH." This made ditsario mad, so he blasted the supercomputer with his DT thing, which caused a short in the wiring, causing a massive explosion. This killed Maxie, ditsario, and permanently disabled the factory, as it was now a pile of burning ruins. Ditsario respawned in Corkus City, but Maxie was an NPC, so he permanently died. Ditsario was sad about that, so he held a funeral in honor of Maxie's sacrifice. He invited... (@ditsario) all of his friends, which happened to include Death, making the whole funeral incredibly awkward. With the factory gone, he realized he would soon have to find a new supply of robots to destroy, so he... (@Thing500) talked to and unusually handsome individual named Thing500, who told him that the only place to find robots now that the factory was destroyed was to travel forward in time using the Silent Expanse and visit the 1.21 update in 2197 C.E. (irl). If he did this, then this magical place called the Forgery would have the Corrupted Fallen Factory thingy, which means an infinite supply of robots to smash!! ditsario got so excited he decided to try this plan out right away. He did exactly as Thing500 told him, which was to first... (@Ankarin) first.... first....? he forgot what he had to do, meaning he overshot the forgery and went to these floating islands called the sky islands, as described to him, the forgery was a floating island, so he decided to explore, what he found was not the forgery, he found the rustling town of... (@Thing500) Ahmsord, and it looked pretty impressive to ditsario, so he walked around trying to find this Corrupted Factory thing that Thing500 told him about. After wandering around for a few hours, he sat down and thought REALLY HARD to try and remember what the heck he needed to do. Thing500 said something about this Silent place or something...? Oh, right! Ditsario remembered that he had to go to the Silent Expance first to go forward in time to the year 2197, when the next major Wynncraft update happens. He stood up, packed his sack of nothing, and... (@ditsario) went to Detlas to start A Journey Beyond and get to the time travelling place in the silent expanse. Unfortunately, one of the other people had already done the questline, so all the NPCs were gone and he had to try and do it by himself to see if that worked. Somehow, it did, and he managed to reach the end of the silent expanse by going over this large crater, only to find that the time-travel inducing weirdo had already been tossed into the void. He could only think of one other way to travel into the future, so he... (@Ankarin) disembarked to this place called time valley, however he went the wrong way and ended up in the mesa, confused he checked his 90 year old map, but there wasn't even a place called time valley on there? so he... (@ditsario) went back to detlas and began threatening lots of people until one of them nervously told him where time valley was. Unfortunately, when he got there, he wasn't allowed into the temple as he hadn't started fate of the fallen yet, so he went and did that and accidentally got stuck in past nesaak. Incredibly frustrated at all of this, he... (@Ankarin) built a machine that nukes past nesaak, which eventually destroys new nesaak (this is canon for later stories, nesaak no longer exists) this got him back in to normal time valley, where f i n a l l y, he... (@ditsario) remembered that to use the Temple of Time, he needed an item from the time he was going to, so he went back to the incredibly handsome thing500 and... (@Thing500) asked if he had anything from the future. Thing500 didn't have anything from the future, but he knew his best buddy Death had something. Ditsario asked where he could find Death, and Thing500 called out "take the sand of what is to come," because that sounded cool. He then stabbed ditsario to death, but instead of respawning in some random city, ditsario found himself in a weird place devoid of color with nothing but a huge grey manor in the distance. A voice boomed over the landscape, calling ditsario forward. He guessed he was in the land of the dead, so he walked forward and... (@NotFunny) appeared in the Tower of Ascension, where a dark skeleton in a hooded cloak smacked him in the face... (@Thing500) which hurt ditsario. He didn't like that, so he pushed the skeleton, causing him to fall over and break into a bunch of little bone fragments. Ditsario noticed that the surrounding landscape was less snowy, and he couldn't see the little town of Lusuco in the distance, so he figured out he was in the past for some reason. He stepped backwards and accidentally slipped on a bone, falling, clacking his skull, and dying again. He reappeared in the land of the dead, and this Tim, walked straight and true right into the manor of death. Once inside, he... (@Potatomancer) Absolutely trashed the mansion, breaking some windows and chairs looking for a robot. He then, somehow, spontaneously combusted and respawned in Bucie. There, he... (@ditsario) noticed he was also holding a strange future-looking device, with a note on it saying "TAKE THIS, AND PLEASE NEVER COME TO MY REALM AGAIN." He went to time valley again, through the construction site of New Llevigar instead of Jofash, and placed the device on the altar in the temple of time to travel to the future. Once he got to the future forgery, he found... (@Potatomancer) that the forgery was being run by robots, so Ditsario beat up every single robot with ease. However, to kill one of the robots he smashed the device to travel in time into its face, breaking the device into millions of pieces. Ditsario shrugged it off and... (@ditsario) attempted to enter the CFF dungeon immediately. Unfortunately, the key collector said he needed to give a key for the dungeon, and that he would need 4 tol runes to get one. Since ditsario didn't exactly feel like going all the way to the silent expanse, he tried beating up the key collector to go in anyways. Somehow, the key collector beat him up instead despite appearing to be a villager of average size and strength, all while saying "You cannot enter this dungeon unless you give me [1 Corrupted Fallen Factory Key]" incredibly calmly, so ditsario went back to the abandoned mines. However, when in Wynn, he found that, since this "was" 180 years in the future irl and thus 180 irl years in the future of this thread, it "was" now ruled by... (@Potatomancer) Robo Cluckles, who is a robot chicken of massive intellect. He had such a high iq he could read the minds of people from miles away. So when he read Ditsario's mind and realized he had the intent of killing thousands of robots. He sent half the army to go and kill Ditsario. Ditsario, not knowing of this... (@ditsario) tried to do The Olmic Rune, but found that so many people had already done it that it was glitched and the tunnel was permanently stuck open, so he didn't have to. He took his nii runes, threw them on the altar, watched as they turned into tol runes, took the tol runes, and suddenly got ambushed by tens of thousands of robotic chickens. He only had time to... (@Potatomancer) throw the tol runes at the chickens, that did absolutely nothing at all. Then, all the chickens shot lasers out of their eyes, incinerating ditsario into a pile of ash. However, due to the fact ditsario never has entered any city in future wynn yet, he ended up respawning in past Ragni. Ditsario... (@ditsario) quickly ran over to Gavel and started beyond the grave to get to Death's realm. He politely asked for another future device since he slightly broke the original one. Death responded: ... (@Potatomancer) "No," and sent him back to Thesead, removing the quest from his book forever. ditsario decided to do Canary Calls instead, and... (@ditsario) intentionally set himself on fire and inhaled as much smoke as possible, thus returning to Death's realm. Annoyed, Death... (@Potatomancer) Sent him to Death prison. Ditsario tried to... (@ditsario) break out of the prison by attaching "small" explosives to the cell bars, however, ... (@Potatomancer) that failed, because the walls are unbreakable. Ditsario then tried to... (@ditsario) shrink himself to get out and then re-expand himself, which somehow worked. When he went to talk to Death again, ... (@Potatomancer) Death finally agreed, but this time he gave him a device that actually just brings him to the Realm of Light, but ditsario didn't know this. So ditsario went to the temple and used the device, but then realized it was in fact the device he wanted. He also realized, since he never did the Realm of Light quests, he was stuck in RoL. So ditsario... (@ditsario) asked the sun light people there if they would give him the right device. They said yes, but only if he killed two seed things and cured their leader of corruption. Unfortunately, he couldn't do any of those things without doing the RoL questline, so they backdoored the server, deleted the mountain of plaster that fell on them from breaking the fourth wall so much, and manually allowed ditsario into the three boss areas. He quickly killed the two seeds, but when it was time to fight Orphion, ... (@Thing500) some random guy outside the seal was like "n o" and told him that he needed to loosen the magic bonds or something. This sounded like it was gonna take a long time, so Ditsario just did the usual smash-into-the-wall-until-it-breaks thing. This amazingly worked, since ditsario was in creative mode from backdooring the server, and once inside, he found mr. Orphion dude who was like, "Hey... (@ditsario) please fight me since I am corrupted thanks." Ditsario asked if he would really get a device from the future if he did, and Orphion said yes, so with some more of his backdoor powers ditsario managed to steal the boss fight from the hero beta and single-handedly cure Orphion to save the realm. Afterwards, Orphion... (@Potatomancer) gave him the future device thingy. Using it, ditsario used the future device to escape the realm of light and return to future wynn. Ditsario decided to... (@ditsario) prepare for a robot chicken onslaught immediately, as he knew he would not be safe from Robot Cluckles for long. First, he quickly travelled to Gavel to get respawn locations in all the major cities so he wouldn't get stuck in the present if he died again. Then, he... (@Thing500) wnet out in search for this chicken, since he had forgotten where it was last. He search all over the world, until finally, he found the robot chicken and its army preparing for war in... (@ditsario) Lab O, found underneath robo-rooster island near Mage Island. Lab O was big enough that ditsario could sneak around and slowly destroy much of Robo-Cluckles' army without being detected, however eventually, Robo-Cluckles realized part of his army was gone, locked down the Lab, and challenged Ditsario to a fight to the death. Ditsario, still hiding when he heard the challenge, ... (@Thing500) ditsario realized that there were some nessasary precautions that were needed, such as that Robo-Cluckles needed to deactivate his army so they dont interfere, so from his hiding spot, he reached the thingy that broadcasted his voice throughout the whole lab, like one of those intercom things...? Anyways, he ordered RC to make his army stand down, then they will fight. RC Chuckled and agreed. After a few minutes, the entire army was shut down, and ditsario emerged. What happened next was... (@ditsario) amazing, as I foug- I mean, ditsario fought with such incredible strength and intelligence that even Robo-Cluckles, in all of his majesty and power, stood no chance against the onslaught. He took Robo-Cluckles' control unit from his deactivated corpse and used it to fry the circuits of all robo-chickens in Robo-Cluckles' empire. Ditsario was going to go do cff, but he realized that with Robo-Cluckles gone, he could... (@Thing500) finally do what he wanted to do, which was... well, he couldn't remember, so he sat down and thought really hard to try to dig up some old memories. Eventually he... (@ditsario) remembered it had something to do with killing robots, but he realized that if he could already be ruler of Wynn, he could just have servants make tons of robots specially designed for him to kill! Overjoyed by the prospect, he headed over to Detlas to announce Robo-Cluckles' death and institute himself as leader of the province. ... (@Thing500) However, this was the far, FAR future, so by this time ocel0tgirl had unalived and the throne had been passed down between her ocelot baby things. They still remembered ditsario and refuse to allow him to institute himself as the leader of Wynn. They were also confused on how he was still alive and why all his weapons and armour looked so old and flimsy. Ditsario realized that he couldn't even become the leader of Detlas in the first place, as he was simply witnessing what would happen in the future, which means that he would live to be 180 years old...? He decided to head back to the Temple of Time to return to the Present, but when he got there... (@ditsario) he found that due to strange events in the future of this thread, the olm had been returned to where they used to live in Wynn and they weren't letting anyone unauthorized into the temple, even though Ditsario tried to explain he just needed to return to his time. Since he had already set his spawn point everywhere in Gavel and he didn't want to have to destroy the whole province just to get back, he wasn't sure what to do. He decided to seek out Thing500 for help, since it was his idea to go to the future in the first place, and... (@Potatomancer) realized this was 180 years late and thing500 is dead. So Ditsario figured he would just level the cities he set his spawn in, therefore destroying the spawn points, and being able to return to the present via dying. so Ditsario... (@ditsario) started with Llevigar, but found that the power core was unfortunately stable this time, so it took quite some effort to get it to blow up. Considering that the other cities didn't have ANY power cores, much less unstable ones, he realized that he would need to get some sort of help to destroy the rest. While trying to figure it out, he stumbled upon the realm of light again, which had been updated (since he was in version 1.21), so he could reach orphion again. Since he had already cured orphion in the present, he didn't have to go through the raid, and was able to ask directly if Orphion could help him. Orphion said... (@Potatomancer) "yes," and sent his heliolux armies to destroy the gavel cities with light thingies and stuff. After that, Ditsario asked if Orphion can kill him so he can return to the present. Orphion... (@ditsario) said yes and blasted him with a ray from the sun so powerful it broke the time connection between the present and the future and resulted in the defeat of Robo-Cluckles and the destruction of Gavel being stuck in the timeline, even after Ditsario respawned in the present. Having successfully done... something, he realized maybe he got too caught up in killing robots and failed to see the possibility of annihilating the past and future timelines in the process, so he... (@Thing500) decided that he will never get that greedy for robot destruction again, so he went to the remains of Corkus and asked them very nicely if they would provide ditsario with a nice flow of robots. The Corkus Embassy was like "Hell nah, we too lazy. We'll make another factory called "Phat Phactory" which will automatically make robots that will try and kill you!" ditsario was like "HELL YEAH" and started assisting in the construction of his funhouse. Eventually, the thing was created, and ditsario lived happily every after, smashing robots from his new factory and helping fix some other damages he did.

THE END

thanks for your contributions to everyone who i already pinged in the line tags, and am not going to list out again

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dropped quite a lot of potatoes on the golem to kill it, resulting in the guy both getting hit by some of the potatoes and...

 

This has got to be the longest one yet... unless ocelotgirl’s was longer

 

The iron golem blowing up. The guy then told Potatomancer that he got the iron golem from some wierd factory in Olux, so he went over there and figured out the factory was turning villagers into golems. When Potatomancer found the head of the operation, the guy offered him a huge sum of emeralds (which amounted to 5le) in turn to not say anything about it. However, Potatomancer was very smart, so he took the bribe, exited the factory, reported the local authorities, and ended up with a lot of money and a crime organization shut down, which resulted in even more money from the detective. Potatomancer then built a lab with the money in the Levigar Plains so he can attempt to make a less ruthless Killer Potato (tm). Using the money, he hired assistants to help him in creating the better Killer Potato (tm). He and his assistants were able to...

Also this point in time is after Ocelotgirl and before Ditsario started time traveling

 

Beautiful, definitely one of the better stories here

idk I think this one is longer

...finally devise a way to create the Killer Potato v2.0™, a more intelligent and less bloodthirsty version of the Killer Potato™. This one had a bunch of new features, like precision targeting and more incapacitation stuff, but there was one problem: It could only be created in a lab, no with Potatomancer's wand. This means he couldn't just summon one, he would have to make one in the factory and have it follow him around. If it was destroyed, that was it. Potatomancer tried and tried, but he couldn't find a way to...

 

summon a Killer Potato(tm). Potatomancer finally decided he would just build a factory right under the lab so he can mass produce Killer Potatoes(tm) using necromantic magic and stuffs. He then made the first batch of Killer Potatoes(tm) his escort and decided he (and the escort) needed some magic training. So they went to Aldorei (Potatomancer has already done the quest) and learned how to shoot fire and webs, and summon swords out of the sky. They also picked up archery and learned how to do tons of things with the arrows, like make it heat seek. After the training, Potatomancer and his escort went to...

 

ocel0tgirl's spanned 6 pages while mine spanned 4, however, mine had a total of 4,929 words and 27,717 characters while hers had a total of 4,185 words and 22,912 characters, so mine was indeed a bit longer

Cinfras, to share the glory of the Killer Potatoes(tm) with the rest of the known world by taking over all Letvus Airbase exports. Unfortunately, the airbase management didn't really want to spend all of their time shipping potatoes everywhere, so...

 

They just pretended to ship the potatoes by throwing them off the airbase. However, this activated the Killer Potatoes(tm) defense mechanisms and resulted in the destruction of Cinfras. Knowing full well that the government was probably going to fine him again, Potatomancer used his new found elf magic to teleport his lab and factory to Corkus, so the villager government can't fine him. Potatomancer then...

 

...thought to himself, "Hey, what if I stat selling my potatoes to all the Item Identifiers around the world, they love them!!" He was also capable of occasionally summoning Rare Potatoes and can sell them for a lot more money. He needed to keep his factory a secret though, since if the Corkus Citizens find it, they could over take It and seize control of his Killer Potato v2.0™ production! He realized that the only way to protect himself and his factory is to...

 

...revive the ancient clockwork mechanism deep inside his factory. Unfortunately, the mechanism spoke in all caps and was very rude, so Potatomancer had no choice but to blow up the factory to protect the Corkians. In rage, the Corkians...

 

...built a brand new, super grand factory run by a supercomputer that spoke in even MORE all caps. Potatomancer had the urge to Destry this new machine, but at this point he was experienced with factory, so he knew that if he just let the factory sit, eventually the Corkians will fall to their own creation. Potatomancer retreated deep into the Avos territory, seeking refuge with the natives. After a few weeks, he returned to...

 

...potato island to investigate the newer species of potato he had heard of. However, he found a very large potato beast sitting on top of the tree at potato island, spewing flaming hot fries at Potatomancer. He decided he needed the potato beast for his factory, so he...