Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

went back to detlas and began threatening lots of people until one of them nervously told him where time valley was. Unfortunately, when he got there, he wasn't allowed into the temple as he hadn't started fate of the fallen yet, so he went and did that and accidentally got stuck in past nesaak. Incredibly frustrated at all of this, he...

 

built a machine that nukes past nesaak, which eventually destroys new nesaak (this is canon for later stories, nesaak no longer exists) this got him back in to normal time valley, where f i n a l l y, he

 

... remembered that to use the Temple of Time, he needed an item from the time he was going to, so he went back to the incredibly handsome thing500 and...

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damn, i've single-handedly nuked two major cities during my story already
do you think llevigar is coming back soon? i also destroyed karoc quarry, so it can't be quartz again...

 

well, they should be able to fix it I guess... ngl the lore is kinda deep here

...asked if he had anything from the future. Thing500 didn't have anything from the future, but he knew his best buddy Death had something. Ditsario asked where he could find Death, and Thing500 called out "take the sand of what is to come," because that sounded cool. He then stabbed ditsario to death, but instead of respawning in some random city, ditsario found himself in a weird place devoid of color with nothing but a huge grey manor in the distance. A voice boomed over the landscape, calling ditsario forward. He guessed he was in the land of the dead, so he walked forward and...

 

...appeared in the Tower of Ascension, where a dark skeleton in a hooded cloak smacked him in the face...

 

...which hurt ditsario. He didn't like that, so he pushed the skeleton, causing him to fall over and break into a bunch of little bone fragments. Ditsario noticed that the surrounding landscape was less snowy, and he couldn't see the little town of Lusuco in the distance, so he figured out he was in the past for some reason. He stepped backwards and accidentally slipped on a bone, falling, clacking his skull, and dying again. He reappeared in the land of the dead, and this Tim, walked straight and true right into the manor of death. Once inside, he...

 

Absolutely trashed the mansion, breaking some windows and chairs looking for a robot. He then, somehow, spontaneously combusted and respawned in Bucie. There, he...

 

noticed he was also holding a strange future-looking device, with a note on it saying "TAKE THIS, AND PLEASE NEVER COME TO MY REALM AGAIN." He went to time valley again, through the construction site of New Llevigar instead of Jofash, and placed the device on the altar in the temple of time to travel to the future. Once he got to the future forgery, he found...

 

..that the forgery was being run by robots, so Ditsario beat up every single robot with ease. However, to kill one of the robots he smashed the device to travel in time into its face, breaking the device into millions of pieces. Ditsario shrugged it off and...

If I had the right to end a story I would've inserted a Jojo reference

 

attempted to enter the CFF dungeon immediately. Unfortunately, the key collector said he needed to give a key for the dungeon, and that he would need 4 tol runes to get one. Since ditsario didn't exactly feel like going all the way to the silent expanse, he tried beating up the key collector to go in anyways. Somehow, the key collector beat him up instead despite appearing to be a villager of average size and strength, all while saying "You cannot enter this dungeon unless you give me [1 Corrupted Fallen Factory Key]" incredibly calmly, so ditsario went back to the abandoned mines. However, when in Wynn, he found that, since this "was" 180 years in the future irl and thus 180 irl years in the future of this thread, it "was" now ruled by...

 

Robo Cluckles, who is a robot chicken of massive intellect. He had such a high iq he could read the minds of people from miles away. So when he read Ditsario's mind and realized he had the intent of killing thousands of robots. He sent half the army to go and kill Ditsario. Ditsario, not knowing of this...

 

tried to do The Olmic Rune, but found that so many people had already done it that it was glitched and the tunnel was permanently stuck open, so he didn't have to. He took his nii runes, threw them on the altar, watched as they turned into tol runes, took the tol runes, and suddenly got ambushed by tens of thousands of robotic chickens. He only had time to...

 

throw the tol runes at the chickens, that did absolutely nothing at all. Then, all the chickens shot lasers out of their eyes, incinerating ditsario into a pile of ash. However, due to the fact ditsario never has entered any city in future wynn yet, he ended up respawning in past Ragni. Ditsario...

 

quickly ran over to Gavel and started beyond the grave to get to Death's realm. He politely asked for another future device since he slightly broke the original one. Death responded: ...

 

"No," and sent him back to Thesead, removing the quest from his book forever. ditsario decided to do Canary Calls instead, and...

 

intentionally set himself on fire and inhaled as much smoke as possible, thus returning to Death's realm. Annoyed, Death...

 

Sent him to Death prison. Ditsario tried to...

 

break out of the prison by attaching "small" explosives to the cell bars, however, ...

 

that failed, because the walls are unbreakable. Ditsario then tried to...

 

shrink himself to get out and then re-expand himself, which somehow worked. When he went to talk to Death again, ...