Create A Story (was Finish The Sentence)

... used his spare Nemract whiskey and possibly some other chemicals to knock the idiot out and briefly pondered throwing him off a cliff before tossing him on Arakadicus and going back to the air temple. As soon as he got back, some other stupid priest dude asked him to kill a monster or something in a cave, so...

 

...he went to the area he was told to go to, and by some strange magic he ended up dying. He expected to respawn in Lusuco because that makes sense but instead ended up in a monotone world of gray. Confused, he looked around and in the distance saw a giant mansion. He walked towards it, but on the way something caught his eye. None other than the shape-shifting ocelot herself was standing there, angrily staring at the massive building. ...

 

... Thing500 barely noticed who it was before the ocelot turned around and noticed him too. They both quickly took out their remaining hot chocolate / tea supplies and doused each other, but to their collective surprise, nothing happened. Before they could try fighting some other way, a mysterious loud voice called them both to enter the mansion. ...

 

but that turned out to just be death, him and Thing500 were bros at this point so after explaining the situation, they kicked the ocelot out of the realm and got Thing500 out of the realm, afterwards he...

 

...found himself standing back in the air temple, where the priest dude was yelling at him for not killing the monster or something, idk. Thing500 didn't really think he was being very nice so he ran over him with his pet spider, since that is how he likes solving those types of problems. He then rode to the next city, this weird place called Theasad. There, he...

 

went into some gassy. mines, afterwards he went to some guy whos cows were missing, however he just dressed up one of his spiders as a cow and the quest was done, later he went to some hot place, where he did something with demons named doguns, later he met up with some people who decided that doguns were good and the dwarves were brainwashed, so they went and...

 

... told the doguns to evacuate, then they sabotaged (carefully blew up) the dwarven army supplies and went to ask the dwarven king to be nice to the doguns. The king said no, so Thing500 had his spiders kidnap the king and quickly ran out of the Rodoroc palace. Without the king, the dwarves weren't organized enough to attack the doguns, so the doguns all escaped and they had Axelus be the next king, since he was already prince. After successfully avoiding the summoning of any demons, Thing500...

 

moved on to this even weirder place called the Sky Islands, and they were actually kinda cool, but he fell of and turned into a pancake on this REALLY strange collection of islands deep into the void. He later returned to these using an elevator and found...

 

that he was meant to die down there, angrily he went and stabbed the professor and went along his business, he then went to some cook he apparently knew who told his 3 chefs to help Thing500 make their recipes, he chose the person names "...

 

Kale, as kale is a well-known healthy vegetable and Thing500 didn't want to encourage children to eat fish from out of volcanoes. But, when he went to get the last ingredient Kale told him to get, he found it talked, and would complain randomly when he went to certain places with it. He had a lot of fun running around Gavel with the talking mushroom before coming back and giving Kale the ingredients about a week later. They were both disqualified from the competition for taking about twenty times as long as they were supposed to, so...

 

...Thing500 dejectedly walked away from Ahmsord. However, on his way out he saw a merchant selling wigs. "Ooh! Maybe I'll look more handsome in this," Thing500 thought out loud. He swiftly purchased it, and...

 

went to some raider base with these very nice...people... around it, there he went to this massive building in the middle, there he met someone who...

 

...seemed very confused about Thing500's gender, likely disoriented because of how immensely handsome he was, especially with his new wig. Eventually, they decided to let him into their trial thingy, but sadly said Arakadicus had to wait outside, at least for the first few trials. During the trials, ...

 

a dumb pirate mistook aracadius as a dog and put her in the kennel.

 

then aracadius got pissed and killed the pirate, then she escaped and found thing500 and joined him in the trials, he then won and got awarded pirate queen!
he then got this message-
Congratulations! you have reached level 100!
new quest- A journey beyond
he set out to detlas where he...

 

found a group of no one because everyone died when they went with that ankarin dude, so Thing500 was forced to...

 

go to the silent expanse with just arakadicus and the spiders. he also sent an interdimensional message to his friend death just in case any of them died there. the first thing Thing500 found when he went in was...

 

a knife that that aledar dude had, it was on the ground so arakadicus picked it up and used it as a weapon, they then found a broken bridge and some huuge city, he thought it looked like a great place to party though so thing500 went into the big middle building and...

 

...started putting up decorations. Suddenly, a creepy low hum filled the air and the Omnispective Wanderer trudged into the building. At first, Thing500 and his friends (including Death, he was invisible at the time) were ready to fight (except death, he's too cool), but the OW was lonely, so it managed to communicate that it wanted to party with them. Thing500 was a handsome nice dude, so he agreed. Thing500 and the OW cleaned up the Old remains and dust while Arkadicus and her spider army...

 

hey you forgot to add the beggining of the sentence here