Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted you can only run overwatch now


I wish class grinding didn't take a long time in AQW

 

Granted it doesn't take a long time it takes a longer time.

I wish for eternal happiness that only increases and I can't be sad or depressed or bored or suicidal.

 

granted but it's impossible irl so it only happens in a virtual world

 

I wish you wished.

 

Granted the wish involves a certain Roderick getting killed.

 

I wish you wished. .-.

 

granted I wish for u..to... be attacked by lolis?

I wish for a ramen bowl

 

Is that a double wish? .-.

Granted: you get a ramen bowl. It's a bowl used for ramen. There's no ramen in it.

Also, granted: The loli's attack, but I attack back and tame them with my mighty dragen!

I wish you didn't double wish. ;-;

 

granted I triple wish.
i wish U get attacked by waifus

i wish the dragen goes against you because the waifus tame it

I wish i could be a dragen

 

Granted.
The waifus attack.
The dragens attack.
Fvck you I'm an anime protag! PLOT ARRRRMMMMOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!
The lolis cling to me ineffecively. The dragen falls to the ground, prostrating infront of me.
Also, to prove myself a hero, I kill you, the dragen.

I wish you understood what I meant by dragen. >.>

 

granted but I lied I dont know

i wish that I am the final anime antag so I also have limited plot armor and am actually alive and injure you gravely

(what u mean by dragen?)

 

Granted but someone attacks your with the Omega class combo

I wish I knew how to create a gun scythe

(A dragen is a durgon and a durgon is a dragon)

 

Wish granted, but I beat you to it and kill you with mine.

I wish for a red velvet cake wtbw cream cheese frosting.

 

granted the cake is poisoned.
I wish I had a nonpoisoned cake.

 

granted, have a non poison cake stuffed with poisoned potatos. You're using poisoned cutlery as well, and your drink is poisoned too. So us your cup.

I wish i didn't eat the poison potato needed for the quest. ;-;

 

Wish granted. You glitched it out of your inventory instead.

Also, you know you can just do /fixquests to get it back right

I wish for songs like Fireflies and All Star to be memes again

 

Granted, but their meme-status dies out a day later.

I wish for a nice and delicious chocolate bar.

 

Granted, but you drop it on the street.

I wish I knew this back in the early days of wynn.

 

granted but you wont become the person you are today

i wish you were a loli

 

Wish granted I call the cops on you onii-chan

I wish for more wynncraft updates