Corrupt A Wish!

:O
Okay, thanks. :D

 

I wish for a better uber rare

 

Wish granted, bt your account gets deleted for hacking it in.

I wish for a huggle.

 

Wish granted, the person giving you huggles crushes your internal organs.

I wish the Love Live season 2 intro song was better

 

granted but thats just your opinion, man
(season 1 is better tho)

i wish for the ll sunshine movie to come out sooner

 

Wish granted, but it’s terrible

Also, I don’t actually think the season 2 intro is bad, but the season 1 intro was way, waaay better. Same goes for the closing song.

I wish I didn’t have to take Claritins daily to prevent allergies

 

Granted. now you take it daily to live. .-.

I wish I was less perverse. xD

 

granted but you're lewd instead

i wish to be better at overwatch

 

granted, but everyone hates you because you're only good at hanzo

I wish I could have a waifu pillow without my family looking at me strangely

 

Wish granted, now your friends look at you strangely

I wish Sony made the Popeye movie instead of the fucking emoji movie

 

Wish granted you saw a movie where eyes are being taken out from live humans

I wish I was better at minecraft pvp

 

Wish granted, but there's suddenly a new update, changing mc pvp completely.

I wish I was decent at MC survival

 

Wish granted mc survival was removed

I wish to have ice powers

 

wish granted. But you can't control it, accidently back a snowman, freeze part of your sister and now she's torturing you everyday by singing a stupid snowman building song while you lock yourself in your room away from everyone and everything.

I wish I could drive.

 

Wish granted you drove into a nuclear power plant

I wish for @Dr Alphys to stop saying you broke the chain

 

Wish granted. I just keep quoting them.

I wish I knew how to speak Japanese.

 

Granted but you forget your mother language.

I wish to have toilet paper in the toilet.

 

Granted. All the TP you own is now stuck in thr toilet, clogging it.

I wish pubic restrooms let you know if there was no more TP before you sit down.

 

granted but instead they remove all TP, so they don't have to alert you

I wish I wasn't a hanzo main

 

Granted. You now play a mercy who never heals.

I wish my PC was capabke of playing overwatch