Corrupt A Wish!

granted but they're edited out

I wish I could fly

 

Granted. A plane crashes into you.

I wish I could transform into anything I wished and back.

 

Granted you became a black hole

I wish you read my edited reply

 

granted. Which one?

I wish for cheese. >.>

 

Wish granted, its moldy

I wish I could just buy World of Warcraft instead of paying the monthly subscription

 

Wish granted. You bought the game. Still need to pay once a month for the account.

I wish my laptop didn't reload itself ever hour.

 

it reloads every 30 seconds

I wish to get home

 

granted. the cardboard box is in the river. you're sopping wet and your hone is sinking.

I wish I had perfect eyesight

 

Granted you get a perfect eye sight but it gets worse every time you look at a computer screen tv or a phone

I wish for the meaning of life

 

granted, but you are dissapointed in the answer

i wish for a nice box

 

Granted the box was so small you couldn't fit


I wish for falcon oof

 

Granted. You are falcon oofed.

I wish I knew why people liked gardevoir so much. .-.

 

Granted, but it makes you want to kill yourself.

I wish America had more than two political parties.

 

Granted. There are now 1337 parties, and they're all bad.

I wish someone placed a link somewhere in the next comment.

 

I wish Communism worked.

EDIT: that was originally a link but it got automatically changed to video and now I’m sad :(

 

Granted. The US starts infighting due to how wrong they were. This spreads and WW XXX is started. The recent success of communism is forgotten.

I wish you hyperlinked. .-.

 

(Ignore this and actually corrupt his next guy please I’m lazy)

It didn’t wooooooork.

 

(Ignore this too, I'm not part of this RP. >.>)
I noticed. xD

 

[Do you want to restart the chain?]
[yes] [nil]

I wish for people to stop making me reset the chain

 

I am here to corrupt, so I am stopping you reseting the chain by wishing that you no longer can reply to this thread.