Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, when you are in heaven.

I wish to have an alien friend.

 

Granted. Your new alien friend is so excited he tells the rest of his species all about you. They think we look like a valuable colony and decide to invade the planet. They invade and kill everyone, including you. Your alien friend is distraught and kills himself.

I wish for a £2 coin.

 

granted but it's actually two pounds of dirt

I wish for a £3 coin

 

Granted, but you can use it nowhere.

I wish for world piece

 

Granted. You now have the King, representing Imanity Humanity. You are killed for the possession of that piece.

I wish for otherworld peace.

 

Granted. Now they're not fighting each other, otherworldly beings focus their efforts on finding a way to destroy reality itself.

I wish for a good microphone.

 

Granted. It does nothing to help your bad voice tho. That was a joke, pls dun kill me! D:

I wish I had a decent voice.

 

Granted, but you're chronicly mute.

I wish I was in better shape.

 

Granted. Circle is a shape.

I wish this man wearing white and red would stop breaking into my house and stealing the cookies

 

granted but I steal them instead

I wish to have a death note

 

Granted. You write on the wrong cover: "This book belongs to @NotAWeeb." Rip you.

I wish I had a future diary.

 

granted but you're in the past, rip

I wish I had a hero academia belonging to me
(nice meme)

 

You get one made out of sand.

I wish for one dollar.

 

Wish granted, but it's in Vietnamese currency (look at that ratio! O-o)

I wish for two American dollars. @bx2099

 

Granted but you can't use them in the spirit world

I wish for persona 5

 

granted but you don't have a console to play on

I wish for despacito 2

 

Granted It was so bad it incinerated itself

Jokes on you I got a ps4

I wish for cheese cake

 

Granted, but it tastes cheesy. .-.

I wish for a cheese joke

 

i would tell you one, but its too cheesy

i wish for time travel

 

Wish granted. You can travel at a speed of 1s/s

I wish magic existed.