Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, but they're all awful:
I wish to exist.
I wish for a wish.
I wish for the wishing of a wish.
I wish a wish would be wished.
I wish the wish the wisher before me is wished.

I wish I could learn guitar without practice.

 

Granted, but you can only play the worst gitar song ever writen.

I wish for an update in Wynncraft.

 

Granted, but it adds no content. It is just a minor bug which has stalled everything else for a while.

I wish for a pancake served with syrup.

 

Granted, but you get diabetes.

I wish I can be a waterproof robot.

 

Granted, but you must always wear a full body zero-holes plastic poncho.

I wish dragons existed, and that they were tameable.

 

Granted, but taming takes 10 years for you.

I wish for the Infinity Gauntlet.

 

Granted, but when you snap your fingers no one but you die.

I wish for a life.

 

Granted you became alive again

I wish for fortnite to die

 

Granted, you happily created your life in Sims 4.

I wish for a key that can open everything.

 

Granted, but you have no hands to use them with.

I wish I could play the piano well.

 

granted, but no one cares

I wish for lewds

 

it’s amy schumer and susan boyle
i wish for Wynncraft to become #1 on the server list

 

granted, but that's until people realize that Wynn actually didn't release Dern yet.

I wish for animu lewds.
Not that I'm a weeb or anything.
I'm just asking for a friend...
Okay?!?

 

granted but I can't post cause I dun wanna get banned

I wish for maymays

 

Granted, but I don't know what is maymay.

I wish to know what people think sometimes

 

granted, except most of the time you're wrong

i wish for memes

 

Granted you got dead memes

I wish for cold pizza

 

Granted, but every meme is outdated

I wish for a time machine

 

Granted you can only go back a second

I wish for extremely cold pizza

 

You get extremely cold yet old pizza, frozen solid from years in the Arctic.

I wish for nothing bad to happen, and everything good.