Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but you have no way to turn it off and everyone gradually forgets you exist. The ability also makes it so you can't interact with anything, cause that would give away your position, making invisibility useless.

I wish I was immortal

 

Granted, but now you see how the world starts to corrupt and get destroyed after years and years later.

I wish I could use magic

 

Granted, but people believe you t be a terrorist because of the sparks they see near you, and you are executed.

I wish I was a MC

 

granted but you are unaware of the giant harem

i wish i was a loli?
yeah idk at this point
running out of ideas

 

Granted, but the FBI follows you everyhere to protect you from abusing.

I wish i have more wish idea.

 

Granted, you're suddenly inspired, but your ideas are all shit.

I wish for this thread to end.

 

Granted, but someone creates a new thread and somehow manages to get everyone to post the same things (except for the last one)

I wish I was here to respond when @NotAWeeb wanted to be a loli. >.>

 

Wish granted! You still don't respond to the post.

I wish all wishes are to be interpreted as intended by the wisher, including this one, and that their intent cannot change until after their wish. No other effects will be brought by this wish or its consequences.

 

Wish... granted? I think? The wish faerie isn't sure, as you never completely explained what you were intending. The wish faerie doesn't want to assume and, as such, this wish is 'granted' as well as placed on hold.

I wish whoever's next would post a picture of the wish faerie

 

granted except it's 1x1 pixels

i wish I was a loli again

 

Wish granted but have you seen the amount of off-brand anime focusing on lolis? Have fun with your older brother at the aquarium, looking at octopuses while wearing your magical girl outfit. >.>

I wish I had a link to whatever I just described.

 

granted but I forgot to hyperlink

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I wish for @Tsuyu-chan to change their pfp

 

Granted, but I change it back immediately.

I wish @NotAWeeb changed their pfp to some weeb loli thing again. xD

 

granted but changed instantly because I don't want to get arrested

nah I'll change it later

I wish for @Tsuyu-chan to be tsundere

 

Wish grant... ed?
But it wasn't for you or anything!
It was just for the game!
Baka!

I wish you added a period to the end of your wish. >.>

 

Wish granted:

I wish for a strawberry plant which grows an infinite amount of strawberries, all year round. They should also be the most delicious strawberries any human has, is and will ever taste..

 

Wish granted. Too many people use it and crowd it. No one can water it and it dies.

I wish for air

 

Your house is now filled with bottled air. They block all inlets of air, and you suffocate.

I wish for a surprise!

 

Suprise! Your wish has been granted. (wow)

I wish for the person who grants this wish to translate this wish into a different language.

 

Ok, here we go: Jag önskar att den personen som beviljar denna önskningen överstätter denna önskningen till ett annat språk.

I wish for sleep.