Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. The word emojis is deleted and it is coined under a different term.

I wish we didn't already corrupt 86 pages of wishes. .-.

 

Wish granted. The thread is deleted.

I wish for a mundane, generic Werther's Original candy that immediately arrives at my house and nobody sans me touches it. No disasters, etc. can occur before I eat the candy and absoluty nothing will be affected by the side effects of this wish.

 

Uh. What.
Wish granted. A sombody touch your spaget
Whoever delivered it eats it on your doorstep.

I wish I was organized, however poorly it may be.

 

granted, everything is organised by smell

I wish I wouldn't panic so much since exams are coming up

 

Wish granted. You're paniking because exams are Today.

I wish China didn't ban a certain way if eating bananas (iirc)

 

Aha! You have fallen for my trap! The intent of my wish was to prevent disasters from happening on Earth, and since I never eat the candy, Earth never suffers from any disasters anymore!

Wish granted. You can now only eat bananas in China.

I wish I could think of a better bamboozle than the previous one I made

 

Wait, what.

Wish granted, but you can't put your idea down anywhere. No typing it, saying it, etc.

I wish I could find another nice pfp that fits all my requirements. >.<

 

Read the wish carefully and you'll see what I mean ;D

Wish granted! But your computer's memory is wiped before you can upload it, and you forget what the picture was.

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But these aren't disasters. They're natural occurrences. >.>

I wish people would stop forgetting to wish. .-.

 

granted, @people will stop forgetting

I wish for it to stop raining

 

Wish granted. Have some hail. Slightly melted so it's just as wet.

I wish I knew what I was typing

 

granted @I knows now

i wish to be able to focus on my work

 

Wish granted. This is your work. To comment of the Forums, and keep it active.

I wish I was healthy

 

you are as healthy as a sewage pipe

I wish for luck

 

You are as lucky as someone crossing a black cat as they drop their mirror under a ladder.

I wish I used better ideas on the forums.

 

Granted, but only at the ??? Hunt page.

I wish I could fly

 

Granted, but due to being an UFO (Unique Flying Outlander? >.>) You are shot down and captured.

I wish people didn'tf orget me. ;p

 

Granted but everyone hate you because always everyone think about you.

I wish for a nicer classmate.

 

granted. They're nicer to everyone but you. >.>

I wish I stopped trying to multitask

 

Granted.
You tried, but failed.

I wish for the ability to be invisible.