Corrupt A Wish!

wish granted but you drop a magnet on in and spill water over it in fright.

I wish trees existed.

 

Granted, but then 5 fall on you at once.

I wish I didn't have to leave so may 'friends'. my dear 'best friend' is going.....;-;

 

Granted. They leave you instead.

I wish we continue tagging @NotAWeeb

 

Granted, but we tag @NotAWeeb and @Tsu now.
I wish I could stop.

 

Granted, but now turn off your wi-fi.

I wish to become smarter.

 

Granted! You can but you probably won't.

I wish @NotAWeeb , @Tsu , @DrAlphys or the granted adds another tag to the tag train. >.<

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Granted! Read that one wish where someone was disected for being too smart?

[Same wish above but now I'm adding @MistaTigger ]

 

Granted, but I add @Tsu again

i wish for most alerts

 

Granted, but not now @NotAWeeb, @NotAWeeb, @NotAWeeb

I wish for a wynncraft application.

 

wish granted, but then your internet goes out

i wish for super speed

 

granted, but you don't have 'the speed force' according to Flash.

I wish I knew what I was wishing for.

 

Granted, you have wished for death

I wish I knew why the shadman hasn't been raided yet

 

Granted, but you die after finding.

i wish I had a gf.

 

granted. you are arrested for housing a godfather

I wish my eyes didn't sting rn.

 

Granted, but the doctor accidentally gave you poison for your eyes.

I wish to get 1,000,000€

 

Granted, but you inflate the economy so much that 1,000,000€ is equivalent to 1 U.S. penny

I wish this school bathroom stall had toilet paper

 

Granted, but it's actually poison ivy and will hurt for days.

 

And where is the wish???

I wish for a flying car.

 

Wish granted but it'll be invented sometime in 2018.

I wish to go back.

 

Wish Granted but you'll go back to 197 B.C.

I wish to get better grades

 

Wish granted, however you never specified what grades you have now, so I’ll just say you had straight F’s before, and now you have straight D’s

I wish I had motivation to play organized sports again.