Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Your mother buys one for you but then eats it herself. ;-;

I wish I had something to eat (that other people would eat to) other than instant noodles. >.>

 

granted, you get noodles that arent instant

i wish for a piglet

 

granted! Althougj it needs assembly. ;-; You have bacon to start.

I wish I had a gram of oil.

 

wish granted, but the oil just happens to be the sticky black kind from underground

i wish for a hotdog

 

Wish granted! The dog is sweating. (Typo: Make sure you add the space next time. xD)

I wish life had less drama.

 

granted, but now it has been replaced with p.e

I wish for a cold dog.

 

Granted. It freeze to death. And tastes horrible, compared to a hot dog.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

 

granted, you are encased in ice

i wish it wasnt so cold

 

Granted! A one way trip to the sun.

I wish we could live without a sun.

 

Granted! Everything is dark and noone can see in the morning.

I wish for a smarter brother!

 

Granted! But he suprisingly finds out that guys suck more than girls ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) so now you have a smarter sister instead.

I wished I stopped seeing inuendoes in every situation. ;-; I read to much Khinese novels. >.<

 

That meal would be the girl/guy of your dreams, a person that will be nice to you.

I wish TF2 was still alive

 

granted, but now minecraft is dead

i wish a had a hot dog (notice the space)

 

Widh granted! You just need to find the right package that has it. >.>

I wished that I could get an A in math without needing to get all the questions right on the finals. (99.1% final needed. ;-; Missing the smallest question with as most partial credit as possibke is 98.9% final)

 

Wish granted, you really got an A in math, but the teacher makes a mistake while printing report cards, and marks your grade as an F.

I wish for @Tsu to follow me.

 

Wish granted, but I unfollow you immediately.
(I was planning on following u soon but I gotta keep the wish true. :p)

I wish the school year ended faster.

 

wish granted, but then the school year starts sooner

i wish for fried chicken

 

wish granted, but you onky get the head

I wish that this is a wish

 

Wish granted, but then

I wish for dank memes.

 

Wish granted, but they arent dank enough

i wish for an OP amazing gaming setup