Corrupt A Wish!

you horrible person....


I wish for better memes

 

I'm soryyyy ;-;

Granted, they become even more cancerous than they were.
(If that's even possible. Some of them are pretty cancerous)

 

you didn't wish for anything :(\

I wish to be less socially awkward

 

Oops....

Everyone else is extremely socially awkward, and you are extremely social. Therefore you have no-one to talk to and it drives you mad.

I wish that you aren't gonna be driven mad.

 

Granted! I already am crazy lol XD

I wish for a life

 

Nope. Not gonna grant that wish. If you had a life would you still be hanging out on the forum???

I still wish I could concentrate on that app...

 

Wish Granted, you stare at the app screen til your eyes rot.

 

Granted, but since no wish was given, your profile picture turns into your least favorite pokemon. (No wish given.)

I wish for a stone block in Minecraft, put firmly on the green clay I placed in the game JUST for this wonderful event.

 

Granted. However after a few minutes I steal both blocks.

I wish for magic IRL

 

Wish granted, but there's worse problem: fantasy creatures rising to take or the world

I wish for qira to do dance battle with us

 

granted but if you make one tiny mistake she kills you.
I wish for a sandwich

 

Granted, but there is a raw pufferfish right smack in the middle of it, and some nerd nearby dares you to eat it.

I wish for another pet cat. Or a cow, maybe one that develops a Wynncraft rip-off?

 

Wish granted! His name is choco, but he's dead cause you didn't wish for food to feed him with

I will for a starship

 

Wish granted, but the engine explodes and you are sent off into the depths of space until you die.

I wish that nobody would reply to this message.

 

DENIED

I wish that I never had to sleep and could play video games all day

 

Wish granted! You die of loss of brain cells from staring at screen for too long( sorry that this is dark)
I wish for a plant that won't eat me

 

Wish granted, but you get a plant that will poison you.

I wish for magic

 

The magic summons a black hole. Ded. Rip Earth.

I wish to control time

 

Wish granted, but you cannot reverse it.

I wish for null

 

Granted, but you get a missingno that takes every item and pokemon away from you, thus making it impossible to move on. Bonus insult-to-injury if this was during a Nuzlocke Run. (Yes, I know that missingno gives you infinite items basically, but it had to be corrupted so... yea)

I wish for me to falcon pawnch harder than the Captain himself, without dying of heat or force or whatever he died from idk. Show me your moves!