Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, someone will tell you eventually.

I wish I had a healthy sleeping schedule.

 

Wish granted. Now everything not related to your sleeping schedule becomes unhealthy.

I wish people weren't lazy assholes.

 

Wish granted but I'm too lazy to explain how it corrupted but we're all couch potatoes now.

I wish for an friend irl. xD

 

Wish granted. You have an friend irl. However, due to grammatical errors, shipping will be delayed 17 years.

I wish I had a purpose.

 

Wish granted. Your purpose in life is to be that one person who everyone doesn't want to be.

I wish for a single yen.

 

Wish granted. Its dimensions are multiplied by a thousand times and it crushes you when I airdrop it on your house.

I wish for popcorn.

 

Wish granted. But all of the popcorn is burned

I wish I could speak all languages in the world!

 

Wish granted. However you lose your voice and therefore can't speak the languages you know. Also, you can't understand the language, just speak it. >.<

I wish my keyboard had more keys for more intricate faces. .-.

 

Wish granted, but the faces you can make with these new keys are deemed inappropriate, and when you use them, you’re instantly banned from the forums.

I wish the lines to rides at amusement parks were shorter

 

Wish granted, the people in the lines for the rides are now a foot shorter on average

I wish Wynncraft was fun again :c

 

Wish granted. The lines were shrunk but the rides were shrunken too. They're too small for you now. ;-;

I wish for a cheesecake.

 

Wish granted, its so fun that you are addicted to it, and you forget to eat and drink because of your addiction, which leads to your death.

I wish curse words were no longer considered offensive

 

Wish granted, but now curse words are the only words in the dictionary and people only use them.

I wish Rick and Morty season 4 would come now.

 

Wish granted, but it's really short season made by retired youtubers.

I wish for the person who corrupts this wish to be happy at any cost to me.

 

Wish granted! But I'm only happy because I forgot how many tests I have to take in a few days (4) and how many projects I have due (3).

I wish I could skip my tests my project and still get out with an A for future schools, and still be able to comprehend and use the subject.

 

Wish granted but all jobs based on what you go to school for are done by robots and you can never pay off your student loans and die in debt...

I wish for a brighter outlook on life.

 

Wish granted. The project is revealed to be a way of gauging your participation and negatively affects your chances of getting a job.

I wish that I had a functioning, 1:1 (proportionally exact) copy of SCP-261, of which is not taken from me by the Foundation as they've determined that is has little to no capability for malicious harm. Additionally, it would accept any form of currency, unlike the original (which would accept only yen). This copy would be located within an accessible, convenient point in my home, would never be taken, and has not been contaminated in any way. Due to the influence of the Foundation, no entities or corporations attempt to take the copy of SCP-261 from me. The machine will remain operational and will not malfunction. Any negative outputs it may deliver would be teleported to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. The output of the copy will be that of a non-Dr. King/Dr. King affiliate (in other words, it would be impossible to receive apple seeds). Additionally, should my residence (or incarceration site) change, the machine will be transported to a similarly convenient location. This copy is indestructible.

Wish granted! The brighter outlook is a nuclear holocaust!

 

Wish granted but because your wish is so complicated it takes the wish fairy 950 years to get it ready for you.

I wish for a ice cube maybe poisoned.

 

Wish granted. It's a melting icecube though. Meaning it's an icecube on fire. Have fun with that. ;D

I wish for a glass of ice water. Meaning the glass is made of water. And the water is made of ice. And the ice is made of glass. Something like that. Make it so I can hold it in my hand for at least 10 seconds. And also have it so that I can give it away afterwards.

 

Granted, it goes to your family from the you will, it killed you.

I wish for 21 stacks of apples.