Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. I have a shoe on

I wish for this wish to be bad

 

Wish granted. In the language of the Forsaken, your wish translates to "I wish to be shot between the eyes". So I'll give it to you.

I wish I joined the forums earlier.

 

Granted. You forget about it then later come back at the exact same time you first joined in reality

 

I wish for 10000 US dollars, tax free, theft free, blackmail free, unable to die a unusual death or die before my time (time cannot be before 98 years of age), The money cannot be lost (unless I spend it and I cannot unwillingly allow others to spend it, and drugs/alcohol etc cannot let me do so), Depression (or other value changers) will not change value during time I get money or after, and US currency fails before (or doesn’t exist in this universe), then it will instead be gold in the value that 10000 IN THIS UNIVERSE THAT WE LIVE IN.

Good luck, you’ll need it.

 

Wish granted.

When you die, someone burns 10k for your soul...
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If that doesn't work, your family worked hard after your death and turned 10k into ashes, along with your cold corpse.
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If that doesn't work, your entire family dies and you get 10k in insurance.
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If that doesn't work either, then the concept of money no longer exists afterwards and everyone starts sharing. (Feel free to share the money. People need it for fuel)
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If none of theae work, you are transported into anothe universe after recieving the money. The money is useless there.

I wish for that the corruption of this wish ends up in my death. Just to experience it.

Edit: Been three days, different wish. xD (Can I do that? .-.)
I wish I had a 5 sided dice.

 

Wish granted! You cannot grasp the true form of the die, leading to a speedy decent into painful insanity.

I wish for the utter physical destruction of the person who posts a message under the message of the one who corrupts this wish, with no adverse effects affecting anybody or anything else as a result of the wish.

 

Wish granted. But what's stopping them from coming back? A physical body's just a shell after all... They just recreate their body alright? xD

I wish that this text was purple. .-.

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Technically this is the message under the corruption of your wish xD So, uh... I got have my wish... ish. .-.

 

Granted, but the wish granter is color-blinded!

I wish i had a majestic cape that makes me fly.

 

Granted! The cape makes you fly but it also makes you unable to walk or talk ever again and will shorten your lifespan by 90%

I WISH FOR BARNEY THE DINASOUR TO BE REAL!

 

Wish granted, however he turns out to be a pedophile who molests children.

I wish I got an A on my quadratics test instead of a C

 

Wish granted. However, the grading system is changed and A is Awful now.

I wish the one granting this wish uses the letters 'e' and/or 't' when saying their wish.

 

Wish gran d! but sadly som of my k ys ar brok n spcially the on s you asked for...

I wish for canada not to exist!

 

Granted. This retroactively removes Canada from the timeline, killing everyone who has ever been related to a Canadian and wiping out a large portion of the world’s population.

I wish for DOOMSDAY.

 

Wish granted. Every choice you have made has led up to this. As you watch everything you hold dear being destroyed, you are taken away by alien conquerors, who take you to their laboratories. There, you commit suicide alone.

And then Earth and everything else is recovered. But you're gone.


I wish for a beef burrito.

 

The burrito had oil in it so the U.S.A cut you open and took it away from you.

I wish for Cark to post once a funny meme...

 

Wish granted. Cark's funny meme happens to piss only you off.

I wish for some nachos.

 

Wish granted, but the cheese you dipped them in has mold growing on it.

I wish for every public school to start classes at 10 AM each morning

 

Wish granted! But now they end at 8PM and there are no longer any days off (weekends & vacations) to make up for lost time.

I wish for a Viking Burial when I die.

 

Wish granted, but then you become immortal

I wish to have all level 101 classes on wynncraft

 

Wish granted, but when Dern comes out, everyone’s progress is wiped, meaning your time was wasted.

I wish I didn’t have a speech impediment