Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. The piece of paper is microscopic, and you lose it very quick.
I wish for my leg to stop hurting.

 

granted it stops hurting because it becomes amputated, I wish for the power to reverse time by 1 day at will while retaining the knowledge.

 

Granted, but the day is guaranteed to be different and harder.
I wish for a piece of candy.

 

Granted
It's black licorice
I wish for an incorruptible wish that I can use to make a wish that isn't corrupt

 

Granted, the wish cannot be corrupted so the Decay affected it instead.
I wish for a good, legitimate spring.

 

Wish granted! Market prices for everything you need in your Spring build skyrocket!

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

 

Joke's on you, I already HAVE everything for my spring build!

You get the cookie. The chocolate chips taste like raisins, but they're chocolate.

I wish for a mythic before I reach 8k chests on my level 100 archer.

 

Well played, sir.

Wish granted. It's a Stratiformis that you reroll 6 times and never get above 30% walkspeed.

I wish to fix the economy.

 

Granted, nobody can earn any emeralds or items anymore.

I wish for a single LE.

 

granted, but the LE is just a water bottle with green dye and you get put in jail for holding possession of counterfeit money
I wish my PC was better

 

Granted, but your mouse and keyboard are trash, as well as your wifi
I wish i had some Orange Juice

 

Granted, but the orange juice is actually lava and it burns you and kills you

I wish I had a cigar and an army helmet to go with my tank

 

Granted, your tank instantly explodes because of a self-destructing smoke detector.

i wish i had a white horse

 

granted but the white horse only has the power of a brown horse
I wish to be better at algebra

 

granted, but you can no longer write, speak, or communicate in any form
I wish for a glass of mint

 

granted but the mint is actually the most potent form of garlic ever and the smell lingers in your mouth for all eternity
I wish that Quentin Tarantino made Kill Bill into peter gets fired (happened in family guy but I want to actually see it as a movie)

 

Granted, but you can never watch the movie, or read or hear anything about it. You know it exists, but that’s about it.

I wish I had better luck.

 

You're so lucky that you get struck by lightning

I wish I was smart

 

Oh, this one's easy!

Wish granted. You are smart, but your body cannot handle how smart you are. This results in suffering spontaneous combustion.

I wish I could ruin someone's life.

 

Wish granted, it’s your own.

I wish for drinkable water that won’t kill me.