Corrupt A Wish!

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your Tantibus+Imaxe fanfic has competition

 

MAKE A WISH

Spoiler: Don't click on it if your MarioYoshiBoo

son

 

I clicked it

 

*whistle* heh I didn’t say anything... must have been the wind heee heee anyway...

I wish to have a white horse in Wynncraft

 

wish granted
everyone calls you racist

I wish saltud and jp appreciated and liked me

 

Granted! They appreciated you, but know your a random kid to them

I wish for no one to corrupt my wish of unlimited fooooood

 

wish not granted
you don't have unlimited food

I wish @DaFamousRedPanda didn't break space time continuum and quantum physics

 

Granted! But you break space time continuum and quantum physics with that wish

I wish to be good at life

 

granted, you are good, then you die and become bad

i wish i have hero rank

 

Granted, now you are also an actal hero. Someone sends you on an adventure to kill a dragon, and you end up dying



I wish i could materialize edible food

 

granted, the wishing gods don't know what materialise means so you end up turning food into hammers

i wish for a big belly burger

 

u got that fron the flash eh? Hey we can be flash buddy’s, unless...
Granted! You get a big belly burger the size of the moon and it smashes and kills you and the earth

I wish to actually get some sleep

 

Yes i got it from the flash
Granted, you fall asleep for the rest of your life

I wish for a custom made high end pc instead of this macbook air

 

Granted! Except it’s not yours

I wish for the next flash episode to come out already

 

Wish granted, but every episode after that is delayed by two years.

I wish today would be Friday.

 

granted, but the government decides to scrap the weekend, tomorrow is monday

i wish for 2 euro's to buy lunch

 

Wish granted, but the lunch turns out to be horrible.

I wish it would be summer.

 

Granted, it is 45 degrees celsius and the airco's are broken

I wish for stroopwafels

 

Granted! Except me, who doesn’t know what stroopwafels are, give you rotten strawberrys! Be sure to make sure that the person granting ur wish understands!

I wish for cake

 

Wish granted, however it's a carrot cake and the carrots have parasites in them, which kill you.

I wish for anxiety medicine