Corrupt A Wish!

Wish Granted! But now they can also hear all your deepest thoughts as well.

I wish I did well in my exam yesterday

 

Granted! But you still get an F in that class

I wish for a microwave

 

Granted, the microwaves corrupt you with radiation

I wish for a max ws stratiformis

 

Granted. You trade it for a stack of master Hive tokens and are banned as a result.

I wish for a way to win arguments with stupid people.

 

Granted, but nobody cares because stupid arguments are stupid.

I wish for a perfect walk speed spellspam archer build, and for the Wynn economy to be fixed.

 

Granted!You have the perfect walk speed, but then die and lose it all
Granted! But everything else is not fixed

I wish for 4 arms so I can dab twice in one

 

Wish granted, you have 4 arms and 0 legs, enjoy dabbing and walking

I wish for a corrupted wish

 

Granted! Haha didn’t get ur wish... or did u

I wish everyone would respect red pandas

 

Wish granted, but everyone also hates suits with red ties

I wish you can dance on rainbows

 

Wish granted. @DaFamousRedPanda falls off of the rainbow and you are held responsible. You are tried and sentenced to solitary confinement for life.

I wish for some potato chips.

 

WAAAAH WHY MEEEE *sobs*
anyway...
Granted!
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Comes and attacks your potato chips

I wish to not fall of a rainbow

 

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Granted: You now suck at everything else... hehehe

I wish to [insert unorigianl wish here]

 

Wish granted! You insert an unoriginal wish in that slot.

I̴ͨ̍͌ͩ̽̂͂́͏̗̖̪͈̖̪̹̟̘͈̺̝͇͚̭ͅ ̡͚̫̺͈̘̯͕̞̳̗̫̙̥ͭ͆͐̔̊͗́̾̽ͩ̇͌̿̈̚͘Ẅ̷́ͥ̏̋̓̌͘͏̞̲̞̭̫̮͎̻̺̱̻͈̬̟̞͘ͅÏ̸̴̢ͯ̆̔ͨ̇̚҉̴̮̱̯̫͉̱̦͎͙͙Ŝ̨͉̘̮̩̖͇̪͖͓̤̺͓̳̬̺̝̰͇ͯ̎͌ͬ̿̈́̀ͣ́́ͨ̽͗͐̾͝Ḫ̸̨̡͙̮͍͓̼͉͔̥̘̖̥̠̪̽͊̋ͫ̋̒ͭͪ̎̈ͬͥ̈́̄̇̇̿͞͡ͅ ͈̲͖̘̫̱̟̺̦̗̝̫̥̮̓͛͗̈́̔ͬ̿͋̋̾́͘͜͜P̷̸̧̨̞̗̱͉̥͎̝̯̼͍̗̬̱͚̦̾ͭ̊̊ͯ͑ͯ̊ͫ̓͌̈́ͩͭ͑̚ͅẺ̷̛͈̙̤͈̺̠ͩͫ̅ͨ̔ͬ̂ͣ̽̈ͨ̄̊̋̄͛̀͡Ō͈͔̘̪̳̭̉͛̀ͫͦ͑̽́̌̀̀͞P̟̳̖̱̖͔̼͖͖̪͍͈̺̙̝̗̩̠̒̿ͣ̀͑ͮ͑͗̃̀͠͞͡͝ͅLͨ͐͗̊̉ͯͨ̐ͫ̓͞͠҉̝̳̝̠̗͙̲͓̪̲̖̜͔̦̼́ͅE̵̡̳͚̜͚̓ͦ̋͒̔͐͟ ̬͙̭͎͔͖̏̆̑͛͒ͥͯ̿ͥ͂ͮͫ̀̄̾ͬ̋͂ͦ̕Ų̸̡̬̦̭̯̦͈̞͔̤̻̜͎͛ͫ͒͛ͬ̋̌̽̂͟͠N̡̨̛͉͙͔̖̤͙̟̣͗̓͊̎͊͐͝D̷̷ͬͦ̃̉͒̌̋̂́́ͨ̿͋͘̕͏̺̤̹̘̣͙͍̰̺͎͙E̋̌͒ͦͭͭ̅͐̈́͛̚͏̼͙̭̱̗̖̘̤͎̻͓̗̠̰̙̟̙͓ͅR̫̥̭̮̭̜̯̜̳̜͚͍ͪ̅͑̿̐ͤͩ͊̋̎̂̒ͮ̂ͪ̚͠͞ͅŞ̴̶͍̥͇̩̦̮͚̪̱̟̟̱̤̪͚͖̙̘̫͋̋ͯͩ̅̂̆͛ͨ̃̋T̆ͯ̍̂̂ͨͩ́͏̶͍̭͍̩̬̖̙̮Ô̵̯̣̯͇̮̮̣͕̜͖̤̱̼͙̟̟̓̓ͯ͐̎̐͊̒ͫͬ̑́O̶̡̡̥̲͎̘̙͉̺̮̮̊͋ͫ̄͐͞͞D̷̴̴̢͚̪̣̗̦͎̮̱̝͋̊̿̑̑̌̃ͯ̂̊̋ͨͨͨ͒́̚ͅ ̨̟̝̜̙͉̞͈̣̻͖̞͈̣͎̮̄̏̉̔͌̌͆ͤ̎ͤͬͪ̅ͤͨ̂̀̚W̧̺̯̳̘͎̣̬̦̭̰̩͌̓̎ͦͨ̆̀ͧͣ̍̑̍͞͝H̴̶̡͇̩͓̫̳͂͂̅̓̿̉̎̾̓̍A̡̡͍͙̝̣̒̔͋ͪ͋ͦ̍͐́͆ͫ́͑̐̓Ț̸̥̗̗̼͈̯͎̼̹̤̝̓͑ͮ̿̒̾̂̍͑ͧͨͧ̃̀ͤ̄ͮ͘͟ͅ ̨̃̍ͣ̓ͮͣ̊̂͐̈́̒̇ͯ̚͏̮͙͙̳͉̝͍͉C̛̬̱̜̰̜̺̳͔̥͔̆͊̑͆̊̑ͩ͋̽̅̾̈́̾̋́́͢Ŏ̶̠̻̺̟̪̮̞̘̫̜̣̥͖̳̟̳̻̝͇ͮ̋̈̓͂̓ͦ͂̏̿̚̚M̜̠̘̗͇̞̲̦̪̦͍̻̻̬͍̦͂̏̎̅͋̈́͌͜͟P̦͙̭̭͍̭̫͎̙͂̓̏̿͂͒̀͢Ḻ̢̫͍͓̦͕̱̜̫̩̤̗̥͙̞̜͖ͥ̔ͣ̒̂͌̌͒ͯ̀̐͌̂͡E̛̛̙͉̗̳͕̘̖̺̖͇̦̟̳̣̮̘̗͎̩͐͒͒͋ͭ̎̓̏͑̑̊͒ͥX̶̛̯͖̺̮͉͉̼̮̘̭̞̞̙̤̟̗̙̃̆̄̊̚͞ ̐̽ͣͣ̾̃͒̊̓͏̵̱͈͎͖̻̳̟̝̱͉͚̯W̧͉̟̥̼̼͍̞̗̫̪̹̫̲̆̔̾͌ͣ͌̓͢͜O̩̰̝ͭ͂͑̔͌̆͌ͣͮ̚̕͠R̈́̔ͯ͌ͨͥͣ̈ͨ͂ͣ̈́͛҉̨̧̩̲͉̮͕̙̰͓͎̖̥͉͉̹̥͚͓͔D̛̂͌̊̏͊͋̂ͪ̉ͥ̉͊͡͏҉͎͕͎̗̯͍̝̲̭̜̠̭̰S͕̺̺͚̩͚̟̳̦͕̹̯̃ͤ̊ͨ̍̄̑̂̏ͣ̍̉̍ͤ̀̚͡͝ ̄̓ͤ̋̊͂̎̆̈͛̓͐͌̅͛̈͋ͭ̚҉̷̝̠̦̲̞̰̝̯͍̘̘̣͔̼̤̫̰͞͠M͗ͤ͐͌̈́ͣ̎͂ͫ̃ͣͭͫͥ̋͊҉̴̸͕̣̳͚̳̻̯̭̲͓̟̥̼̝͢ͅE̸̘̝̯̫̩̞̪͇͇͚̺̤͇͊ͧ̊̿ͯ͋̒́ͨ̐̒͆̑̎Ä̴̴̡̠̝͉͖̮̱͎̫̗͇͔̤̦́̆̈́̿̒ͭ̐ͤ͋̆ͩ̽ͩ͒̎ͥ̉̓͜͢N̡̫̲̦̞̥͍̫͈̥̻̪͊ͤͦ̄ͪͦ̄̂̽͑ͤͧͬ̀̚͞͝͞Ṭ̗̩͓̳̫̫̳̘̥̮̱̤̯͗̇͐̐̋͆ͬ͋̐́ͪ͑̏̌̿ͭ͛̓̐͝ͅͅͅ ̷̵̷̻̘̜̘̮̳͈̥̙̽ͤ͗ͩ̇͝Ä̛̠̘͍̠̞͓̹̪̫̩̠͍̲̀͗̏̅̄͆̃̎̔͑ͭ͋̎̀ͪ̀͟͡Nͥ̓͆ͭͭͬ͡͝҉̦̪͍͕̳͟D̸̶̸͎̱̥͍̳͇̥̫̠̼̻͖̿ͥ̄ͮͅ ̐̑̓͋̓͐̈́̇̓ͮ͐҉͙̦͍͍̮͇̮̠̣̭͜Ǐ̧͙̺̲͚̬̗̩͖̽ͭ͂͋̑ͮ̔ͧͤͫ̀̀ ̡̡͈͕͕̫̰̫͙̜̬͙̥̖̻̬̹̞͉͚̆̃͛ͦͩ̾̃ͧͪ̉ͣ́̾A̸̡̝͚̙͍̝͙̯̹̫̥̦̻̤̭̥̠̩̹̤̽̅ͯ̅́̀̆̆̈́̚Ḷ̴͇͙̟͍͎̠̼͉͙̻̘̞ͧ̌ͪͯͫ̽̌ͦ̾ͦ̆͂́̕ͅS̛̛̙̠̯̼̉ͫ̊ͪ͂̿͗͊̑͆̓̇͘͘͢O̴̢̗͍͕͎̯̪̞̱̦̥̺̍͐̿̒̽͌̂ͭ̈́̒ ̨̧͕̘͔̦͕̊ͣ́ͥW̵̷̧̬͉̥̳̫̞͖̩̰̮̜̊ͧͥ͒I̵̷̢̬͕̘̳͖̹ͦ͆̊ͭ̀̑́͛ͦͭ̀͊͂̎͌̎͡͠S̢͇̖̼̬͔̼̗͔̠̘̋ͦͩ̀͗͌ͮ͗ͭ̃̀͗ͣ͜Ḩ̅͆ͫ̏̏ͪͪ͒̇̅͒̔̂͐̐ͤ̚̚͢͢͏̗͍͉̳̟̖̺͙̣͇̳̳̬͍͖ ̨̯̘̦̯͈̥ͫ͐́̒͑̐̇ͭ̆ͨ̍ͨ͟͟͜͞I̵̴̼͙̹͇̖͕͖̥̗̺̱͓̪̪͇̪͕̟͆ͫͣ̂ͨ̎̂̇ͮ͒̉͊ͦ̽̾ͤ͂ ͤ͂̆̈̋ͭͯ̃̅̐͗ͫͥ͐͗ͮ̓̽͞͏̴̧͉͔͓̹̻̘H̐̈̄̾̉ͦͤ̃̀͋͒͋͐͗̽҉̢͈̹͚̗̮͓͓̗̮̮̟̼̬̞̘͡A̸͗ͭͤ̂ͫ̉́ͫ̀ͬ̾͆̀̓̐͢҉͏̦̳͔̲̮͚̙̭̜͎͕̝̝D̶̨̻͕̰̖͚͙̫̥̹̙͔̪͙͕͔̟̙̺͍̏͒͛́͐̃͐̓̅̊̆ͥ͗͌͑͐͒̀͝ ͚͍̠̤̗͈͋ͪ̿͌̅͆ͦ̒͋ͭ̌̔ͧ̈́͝5͇̬͕͚͇̤̞͙̜͇̺͙ͧ̆ͭͪͥ̓̋͡ ̢͙̹̪̙͔̞͍̣͚̯͈̠̭̼̳̪͂͐̎̆̐̓͆͝ͅM̩͔͙̠͓̬̹͔̿͑ͤ̏͊͑̀́͜͝͡Y̱̮̗͓̰̫͔̖̱̼͉̲̘̤̺̗͎̏ͥ͋͛̂̎̉̎͒ͯ́͝ͅT̡̠̬͎͖̦̠̻̭̺̮͛͊ͮ̿ͣ͐ͣ̉ͬ͘͡H̢̤̤̖̰͍̬̝͉̠̰͚̄̾̿̊͌ͧ̈́ͭ͛̄̓̓ͫ̄́͋̊́ͩ̀̕ͅÍ̢̳̦͔̯͎̖̬̟̻̖̦̠͎̬̓́ͬ̒̋͛ͯ̿ͬͥ̊̿ͥͦͤ̕͜͢ͅC̛̱̣̳̘̪͉͖͓͖̗̩̖̬ͧ͑̈́́ͭ̌͋ͫ͒ͦ̈́̐̌̍ͫ̑̾̚͜S̵̛̹̙̲͍̜̗̩̖ͧ̋ͣͫ̽̉ͯ͘ ̵̨̫̘̠͉̘͖̟̣̪͇ͩͪ͂ͪ̏̈́͂̆͋ͣͥ̿ͬͯͯ̕͟ͅA̘̦͕̱̺͈̱̞̟͗̍̈́̓ͯ̽ͬ̇ͮ̒̿̐̔͛ͫͭͧ̀̀͘N̡̅͆̒̈͊͒̃̑̾͞҉̨̩̭̜̩̤̹̥͚͍̯̩̫̳Ḑ͈̻̪̦̰̥̮̣̪̭͐̍̋̓̽͜͠ ̶̶̼̱̞̜̎ͮ̋̎ͤͨͧ̓ͭ̔̂ͣ̽ͅC̢̅ͪ͆̍̀̚҉̶͓̟̦̖̭̜͉̳̰͉̺̤̥͈̲̬̝̫͠ͅẢ̢̟̘͇̖̪̩̣͖͈̰̟͐ͭ̏ͪ̈͞N̢̂̓̆̇̅̈ͩͨͬ̌̔̂̎ͭ́̓͟͏̶̳̦̰̳͢ ̴̛͛ͣ̀ͨ̑̀̌̊͗ͨͦ̔ͫ́͋̚҉̵̴̙̱̣͓̹̮͇̲̣̜̭̗̼̰̤̯̲̹Sͭ̅ͯ̿̽̃͒ͮ̓͠҉̪̟̣̟̰͉͉͝O̵̬͕̲̫̔̏̔̆̀̌̍ͩ͑ͥͨ͌̔ͣ̓̆̚͟L̴̡̳̱̭̩̝͇͉̮̙͔̲̤͆̋͒̄͆̅ͬ̇̀̆̌ͭ̿̊̎̚͘O̡͇̭̤̗͕͖̘̥̫͖͚̘͑ͧ̾̉͑̔̄̾̌ͬ͂̅̓̊̄ͯ̂̇͢ ̐ͩ̆̀̍̐̔ͩ̅̌ͭ̾̊̂̌ͥ͏̸́́͏͇̰̠͍͔̘Ļ̣̙̼̭͙̘̝̣͔̺͙̱͓̌̈́̐̾̓̂̒̃͆̉̑̚ͅͅĔ̴̩͚̲͉̞̬̓̏̎͑͐̌̈̉̒̀̾̿ͫ̆̐ͦ̀̕͟G̴̷̛͓͚̱͇̖̙͕͍̪͔̘̳̤ͫ́̆̉ͨͧ̊ͪ͌̚̕ͅͅE̢̪̤͈͚͍̩̜̖͓͍̭̯͕̤͙̱͛̍̽̂̍͑͡Ǹ̷̷̡̧̺̙̠͎͈̹̺̺̺̼̳̩̝̬̘̞̪̝̱̏̈́̑̌ͯ̓ͩ̅̎͟D͛̾̽ͬͯ̋̿̆̑͋̀ͮ͝͏͜͝҉̤̟͇̹̹A̸̜̤̗͍̙̬͎̔̈̀̾R̃̄̔̿͆̉͑̿͐̑͌ͦ̅̈̈́͋͜͏͈͙̗̖̥͚̩̞̩̞̟͟Y̸̫̰̜̦̘̟͇̹̳̗͙͔ͭͤ̊ ̴̄̊ͣ͛͂̃́͆̔̌͏̘̮̦͎͚͜͞I͆͂̊͗̀͐͞͏̧͉͖̣̭̝͙̼̳͈͖̜̕͜ͅŞ̶͕̞͚̮͙̦̮̟ͬ́͋̒̚͘Ļ̶̛̙̘̳̝͔̭͚̤̘̠̺̗͍̼͉̩́ͬ̀̆̽͋ͪ͂̑͂̓̄͐́Ȧ͓̩̪͔̙̮̳̙͍̓ͥ̽̆͢͢N̜̝̭͚̼̬̲͍̗̺͇͚͍ͫ̇ͫͫ͑͌̏ͫͯ̽ͨ̐͗̕ͅD̴ͦ̄͊̏͗ͯ̿ͮ͏̣̳̳͖̻̩ ͩ̅ͯ͊̽ͬ̐͒̂̽̂ͫͨ̇͜͞͡͏̙̼͎̺̗̥A̸̢̧̬̘̖͇̰͉͔̙̭̫ͥ̉̈̒ͥ͑̓̃̑̒͠͠ͅN̓ͪ̄̊̃̅̃͌҉̢̡̥͉̘̪͖̀̀D̴̴̷̟̳̪̣͕̺̟͖̻̝̫̩̹̬̲̭͕̋̎̋͋͗̏͋̿ͤ̈́͟͟ͅ ̨̢̼̗̺̮͍̙̳̩̿̈́̾ͯ̽͐͡ͅQ̛̼̳͙̱̖̘̯̙̈́̈ͤ͛̓ͩͭ̀̏͘͡Ï̴̡̛̥̦̬͖̯̗̊ͩ̿͗͒̾͊̔͢͜ͅṚ̴̟̭ͬ̈́̇͌̐̂̆ͤ͌̓̋̒̆͊͌͘A̟̤̞͕̜̬̲͉͈̗̘̥ͣ̉̽͊́̇͑ͦ̐̅͒̌͊͡͝ ̵̛̫̖͈͓̟̫͇̬̬̬̟̦͉̘̘̞̖̱̀̓̿ͯ͝͞A̧̖̩͉̜̖̬͕͇͈̟̟̪̦̩͖̪̭ͯͤ̉̾ͭ̇̅̐͊ͫͬ͟N̨̛̘̦͚̞̖̟̪͔͈̐̒̈́͛͛̎̂̿̓̀ͧ̽̋̓̽̀͝͞D̢͇̖͔͈̣̗̪̖ͭ͊̄̏̉̓̃͐͌́ ̵̴̓͐͂̒̌̉͑̑̌ͦ҉͖̰̥̮̖͉͖͚D̸͍͍̫͕̣̯̅̾̔̅ͫͮ͋ͩ̔́̍̿͊̄́ͅE͎͇̦̦͇̳̤̞̟͍̘̹̰̳̘̱͈̪̝͂͋́̔̊̃̾ͪ̎̆ͯͭ͑ͬ̒ͤ͜͢A̷̦̖͍̼͇̣͈̙̗̹͕͗̂ͤ͗͊̆́̕ͅͅT̡̛̎̂̂͗͗ͥͯ̈̏ͮͬ̊ͪͭ͌͐̊̏͟͏̠̫̯̩̹̰̖̰̟͓̟̝͎̪̙͔̣Ḩ̧̡̩̥͇̥̝̫̜̹̤̥͉̈̑̓̂ ͪ̎̍̑ͬ̾̑̄͜͏͇͈̗͎͎͇̣͖͞Ǎ̧̛̖̤͈̪̯͍͓̜̺̖̣̎̈́̆́͢T̷̡̘̜̞͓̖̹̦͗̎ͧ́̀ͅ ̡̻̙͉̭̯̳͔̠̱̫̣͉̝̲͇͙ͮ͆̀ͩͭͨ̇̾ͫͅͅŢ̝̹̮̯̝͓̗̠̪̉ͮͩ̈̃̅ͨ͊͗ͮͦ͜͜͠H̷̬̝̗̣̣͉͕̮͕ͦ̅ͪ̓̎̏͂͝Eͩ̂ͫ̒͑҉͏̢̡̨̭̗̳̬̳ ̶̧̧̖̺̞͍̭̟̲͉͚̮̿̍ͫͥ̅ͤͩ̓̂ͥ̆ͫ́͛̿ͭ̉̕͘S̸̶̢̢̥̮̖̩̦̪̞͇̣͚ͬͫ̀̔͛͠A̵̢̧̢͍͎͉̭͉̳̰̳̬̼̞̩̪͋̆̓͑̿̆͞ͅM̴̧̛̞̣̗͉͕͎͔̰̬̘̮̘͖̭͙ͤ͛͒ͫ͑́͂͌ͬ̏̀̚Ẹ̵̖̮̝̭̫̟͉̀̇͗ͯͣ͌ͧ͗ͣ̍ͩ͂ͬ̊͊͛̄͝͝ ̈̉ͭ͌ͪ̐͏̤̣̮̪̭̫͇͍̫͔͟͞Ṯ̷̷̸̞͚͖̘͖͕̤͎̘͍̦̝͖͔ͮ̇ͭͣ̑̿̾͋̎̓͢ͅI̴̧̲̰̼͍̙͕͇͇̪̞͈̪̦̖͎̳̦̲̊̈́̃̇̅̓̈ͮ̾̅ͦ̉̋́͘M̲͎̣̟͙̺͈̹̹͚̲ͭͣ̊̐ͭ́̀̀̽̀ͣ̀͞Ę̡̨̳̬̼̮̭͉͍̮̞̣͈̺̺͇̪ͪ͆͐̚ͅͅ

 

I hate you.

Wish granted, but you crash whenever you get to stage four of the Yahya fight, and the Mythics are duped. Also, screw you and the Matrix writing.

I wish you would stop adding the Matrix crap.

 

Granted! 现在我用一种不同的语言

I wish for unlimited horses in Wynncraft

 

ok

 

Make a wish, son.

 

I wish that you don't call me son

 

Granted! Now everyone that watches this video will call you son
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