Corrupt A Wish!

Granted! However the checkers box was filled with poison... u didn’t realize it until u touched it

I wish to be the most famous Wynncraft player in PVP

 

Wish granted
but PVP is dead so no one cares

i wish i had a printer with 291727 cartridges of ink

 

Granted! Now ur cartridges spill all over u and u drown

I wish for some pi

 

wish granted
it's 29132897321782378 pages of math homework having to do with pi.

I wish that conveyor belts sped so fast it would make you sick.

 

Granted! Ur now sick!

I wish for farts

 

Wish granted, you will now fart blood every 13 hours.

I wish for spaghet.

 

Granted! But you didn’t say how much, so u got one noodle

I wish to be the owner of Wynncraft

 

Granted, but wynncraft will die and become bankrupt making you morgage your house and then become homeless and giving wynncraft to jpresent.

I wish for nukes

 

Granted! But you should have checked that the delivery system has only a 0/5 stars. Nukes fall out of the sky...

I wish for infinite wishes!

 

Wish granted. Space time continuum breaks.

I wish for the space time continuum to heal again

 

Granted... if what you mean by that is vacuum decay. A death wave is traveling towards us at the speed of light, turning everything in its path into massless and perfectly stable space.

I wish for this thread to die.

 

granted. There is a rebirth, and that thread never dies.

I wish i made good forum games

 

Granted! You make AMAZING forum games, but it has 0 views after an ETERNITY

I wish I was the richer than Bill Gates forever...

 

Granted. you are the target of assassins and never live to use the money.

I wish people liked me

 

Granted! Now every likes you so much they bother you day and night asking for autographs. You die of sleep deprivation.

I wish everything happening around me had a positive effect to me

 

Wish granted, but your family and friends have negative effects happening to them.

I wish for everyone to be nice to me

 

Granted! But you didn’t say how long, so every was nice for a minute

I wish to be immortal

 

Granted, you go mad from having to watch everyone you know slowly die before eventually you become stuck in an eternity of agony as the sun expands and envelops the earth.

I wish for a letter opener

 

Granted! But the dimensions are in miles! The letter opener is bigger then the country you live in and destroys your country!

I wish for a Baconburger

 

wish granted. the baconburger blows up before you can eat it.

I wish for a Cheeseburger