Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but you got old rage comics memes

I wish for Salted to have those nightmare face for one day

 

Granted, but Salted changes his name to Peppered so he can take off the nightmare face.

I wish for a better prank. No seriously, my prank for today was literally the gift of expectation. I gave them nothing for a prank ;)

 

You get the prank of anticipation instead.

I wish to be connected to youtube directly with my brain so I get music anywhere.

 

All the music you get is at full volume and full of viruses that control you.


I wish for a cherry pie!

 

You get a cherry pie..to the face.

I wish I had friends...

 

(tasty!)

You get imaginary friends! Now everyone thinks your crazy for talking to walls and air

I wish I had put in a wish xD

 

Meh, everyone already thinks I'm crazy.

You didn't put a wish so I wish I had better concentration skills

 

You get the worst Concentration item in Wynncraft instead. So much for that.

I wish for me to stick up to myself and play SSB3 after years of not playing... then get rekt by a lvl 1 cpu.

 

Sadly you for like two game anymore.

I wish that today would be tomorrow.

 

Granted! Your wish will activate in 24 hours!
I wish I find a mythic once in my life

 

Dang. That was a good one :D

It is the worst mythic with the worst stats and you find it on your last day on Wynncraft.

I wish that my english-assignment would make itself, and make itself good.

 

Granted but your teacher knows you didn't write it so you get an F

I wish to know everything I need to know to get through school and college with all A's

 

Granted, but you forget everything you've learned before. Doing calculus? Try it out without basic math skills :^)

I wish for a teleporter from my computer to the bathroom. I hate getting up from my computer.

 

granted but it has a 99% chance to erase your memories and scramble your brain when you use it

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I wish I could meet internet friends IRL

 

Granted, but you have to talk to your IRL friends on internet. This causes a paradox, as your internet friends would be both your IRL friend and internet friend, causing you to be unable to make/keep friends.

I wish for a glass of tea.

 

OMG YES!! I'd love if that was possible ;_;

 

Granted. However, it's highly acidic, thus causing you to die upon drinking it.

I wish that this wish will not be ruined.

 

granted. However you feel empty now as you accomplished nothing.

I wish to be my RP character in real life

 

Granted, physics now apply. So that means: You get crushed under your own weight by armor, your arm gets ripped off past normal attack speed items, you can't run fast otherwise your flesh will peal off or burn, or worse trip, armor can't make you weightless, elemental damage will he compleatly different, elemental defense will also be different, armor doesn't reduce your fall damage, and so much more physics bullshit

I wish that this wish will not be granted

 

ungranted. Unfortunately for you I actually base most of my characters on real world physics. Also running 30 miles an hour isn't going to kill you.

I wish for a sandwich.