Corrupt A Wish!

granted, the only mob you can kill is qira, and the only place it can be is in the boss room
(think about it, its actually bad)
i wish for a wish that cant be corrupted

 

Granted
your wish is never corrupted, and everyone deems you as a boring guy

I wish i could eat nine pounds and forty seven centimeters of papyrus's pasta and mario's 1ups

 

wish grantud, the pasta wasnt cooked at all somehow and mario's 1ups were actually poison mushrooms OOF

i wish for a game on my nintendo switch so i dont have to play home menu the game

 

Granted, but it's ET the game
And it crashes said switch randomly


I wish for more wishes

 

granted, but you're drunk one day and accidentally wish for no more wishes and all your wishes to be reverted.


I wish i could change my forum name from this cringe

 

Granted, you are now "Ajit Pie"

 

Granted, you did not make a wish and the spacetime continuum ends.


I wish for dabbing to be eradicated

 

Granted, it's now called crabbing and done twice as much

I wish for the spacetime continuum to end

 

Granted, the spacetime continuum continues, but that wouldnt be corrupted and it ends up ending anyway.

 

Wish granted, you didn't wish anything, so we break the space time continuum for the third time.

I wish life was easy

 

wish grantud but now everyone else's life is hard

i wish to have 1 rooftop shingle

 

granted but Amazon messed up your order and you got a 1 roof instead.

 

Wish granted, you didn't wish for anything, so the time-space continuum breaks for the fourth time.

I wish that the time-space continuum would stop breaking.

 

Wish granted. Instead, reality starts breaking.

I wish people would actually quote my wishes.

 

Wish granted but I accidentally deleted the quote.


I wish I could actually think of wishes

 

wish granted. They are bent on world destruction.

I wish people were nice.

 

granted but youre mean to them.

couldnt think of a wish soz

 

I couldnt think of a wish too soz

 

Since your only wish already came true (Ending net neutrality), the public decided to boycott the internet entierly, killing the internet, ISPs and most tech-related companies. Meanwhile, north Korea managed to get better internet and computers than us. This caused North Korea to make a ICBM able to reach D.C.; and because we have shit internet, the public is unable to gain this news fast enough and prep for the incoming ICBM coming right towards us. The first ICBM will head to your current position

I wish warscream still triggered lifesteal

 

Granted but since obviously you boycotted the internet its completely useless because you cant connect to Wynn anyway. #BACKFIRED


I wish the internet was free