Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted! You wished for nothing.

I wish I had a 3D printer.

 

Granted! It only works with platinum filaments though, and they weren't supplied.
I wish I had a pendulum clock.

 

Granted! While you construct it, you are hit in the head by the pendulum and then you die.

I wish my mom gives me free stuff.

 

Wish granted, however you didn't specify what "free stuff" is, therefore you get coal.

I wish for nothing

 

Wish granted! A word that says "nothing" falls on you and kills you.

I wish for pasta and pepperoni.

 

Wish granted!

I tried to make it,
since I cant cure meat the pepperoni is poisoned and deadly, and the pasta is a mush also poisonus


I wish for my head to become a nuke

 

Wish granted. Everyone else's heads also become nukes.

I wish we were a different species.

 

Wish granted! The police arrest you for carrying illegal weapons and take the nuke by cutting off your head.
I wish I met JPresent in real life.

 

Wish granted! Turns out JPresent is actually your mom

I wish for 1$

 

Wish granted! You get 1 New Zealand Dollar, which would cost more to convert to your currency than it is worth.
I wish for a one way trip to the ISS.

 

Granted! Have fun in In-School-Suspension!
I wish everybody would be a Christian.

 

Granted! Everyone is now named Christian.
I there were no wars.

 

Granted! Since everyone is dead, wars can't start!
I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

The moment you realize five people skipped your wish.

Wish granted! Now you know what you want to wish for! You want to wish that you knew what to wish for.

I wish life was a car ride without speedbumps

 

Wish granted, however life is now a car ride with pot holes.

I wish for Maex to be renamed back to Dogovi.

 

Wish granted! However, after it is renamed to Dogovi you are demoted from the Mayor rank for asking.

I wish there was a Molten Heights storyline.

 

Wish granted, but the whole storyline is made up of 20 fetch quests that all involve grinding 20 stacks of demonic ashes.

I wish for maex to be renamed to Dogovi again and still keep my rank as mayor of the town.

 

Wish granted, but Molten Heights collapses and crushes everything under it.

I wish mythics were easy to get just for me

 

Wish granted, however the only mythics that are easy to get for you are pures, azes, and archangels.

I wish I didn't have social anxiety

 

Granted. You develop Deppresion instead.

I wish my life to not so hard.