Corrupt A Wish!

I actually like eye of the storm.....

The bag is laced with poison gas that kills you upon opening the bag.

I wish for deez nuts to become president.

 

Wish granted! America becomes known as the meme country and everyone commits suicide from meme overdose.

I wish for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton be President of America together. We can all be friends!

Very interesting.

 

the supreme court rules that it is not constitutunional to have 2 presidents. they then proceed to make deez nuts president, and everyone commits suicide from meme overdose.

I wish for everyone to stop fighting about politics.

 

Wish granted, they now fight about cakes. (I also wish this)

I wish I was useful.

 

Granted, you're so useful you consider everyone else as too inefficient and so destroy the planet

I wish I was good at Biology

 

Wish granted! Too bad biology is a useless topic, so you're good at biology for nothing!

I wish for a better forum profile picture(too lazy to make my own)!

 

Granted, it looks better. But it ends up being hentai and you get banned.

I wish for non-poisonous water

 

Granted, but you didn't specify how much water and flood the world, killing everyone

I wish I could sing well

 

(Good one.)
Granted, you sing so well that everyone is jealous and want to murder you.

I wish to not die.

 

Wish granted, you live an immortal life, however you now have terminal cancer, diabetes, arthritis, deafness, and blindness.

I wish that I could find a profile picture that I actually liked

 

Wish granted! But after liking it for a couple of milliseconds you start disliking it again.
I wish for the HERO rank!

 

Granted, but you get banned for cheating.

I wish for love

 

Wish granted! But since you didn't specify for how long, you only get it for one millisecond and you die alone.

I wish for net neutrality to come back.

 

Granted, but they go to far and the internet is so neutral you're no longer allowed to know what website you're on anymore

I wish for a nice sharp knife

 

Granted. You may find it stuck in your heart.

I wish for Trump to publicly apologise for running for president.

 

Wish granted! He's still the president though.
I wish that the soldier class came out in the new update, and was available to everyone.

 

Wish granted, however it turns out to be a shameless reskin of the warrior class.

I wish I didn't have to go to my therapy session tomorrow

 

Wish Granted! It was rescheduled for today.
I wish i understood net neutrality.

 

Wish granted! But you got into a car accident and woke up not remembering.
I wish that i'll find a mythic soon

 

Wish granted. You find it ∞ hours after now.
I wish that i'll find two mythics soon