Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Its release is swiftly prevented by the end of the world. Everyone's dead.

I wish for a white Christmas in England this year.

 

Granted. Someone stupid but powerful adds and adittional 24 months beetween this day and christmas, only in England.

I wish i could split my personality (and computer) so that i can be a entire team in a game all by myself.

 

Granted, but the sheer mental power needed to control an entire team of people kills you

I wish I could actually get stuff done

 

Granted, but you can never play this game again because you have too much stuff to do

I wish i didn't have so much stuff to get done

 

Granted, you only have one thing to do, solve world hunger.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted, without exploding or injuring myself.

 

Granted, but every teleportation makes you travel 100 million years into the past

I wish my marble would win every marble race

 

it does but a dog dies because dio killed it
i wish i had $1000

 

granted, but you die right after you receive it
I wish conveyor belts would carry big printers to the factory south near Interstate 1923718298737281

 

Granted, but alien bugs attack the belt and destroy it because you haven’t set up battery production to make laser turrets to defend it. Now you have to repair the 18 meters of destroyed conveyor belts with your bare hands.

I wish this wish would be someone else’s

 

granted, but the wish is quite violent, and the person who receives the wish launches a world attack.
I wish I could get the air spear.

 

You didn't get it. If the wish was that the wish was someone else's, that someone else's whish would still be the same so it transfres again, creating an endless loop.

Granted. A spear made of air. It disappeared when it first was given to you. (You didn't specify it was in wynncraft)

I wish i would not have to end with a wish

 

Granted, instead you ended with a suicide note

I wish my phone would actually work

 

Granted. It works, but is continually stuck at full volume playing various Trump quotes on repeat. Oh, and you're forced to carry it with you at all times.

I wish for Ajit Pai's resignation.

 

Granted, he's replaced by the reincarnation of Himmler who manages to ban technology in general

I wish I had an edible apple

 

Granted, it is completely edible and will not kill you, however it tastes like elephant dung.

I wish for a robotic dragon that does my bidding.

 

Wish granted, however it breaks and it is now unrepairable.
I wish for 1.17 to be released right now

 

Granted, but now it is rushed and buggy and all the dev team quit after the update to work on dungeon realms.

I wish for symmetra in overwatch to become a flank class.

 

Wish granted! Once Symmetra becomes a flank class Overwatch is plagued with game-breaking glitches and Blizzard abandons it to work on Hearthstone.

I wish that there was no quest gap between Fantastic Voyage and One Thousand Meters Under.

 

wish granted. however all the quests are super long fetch quests which give 1 xp each.


I wish for more content in the mesa area.

 

Wish granted! The quest "Eye of the Storm" is copy-pasted into the mesa a few thousand times, all versions of which need to be completed to allow your character to get past level 50.

I wish for a bag full of cheese balls.