Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but on the day u take off you get a horrible illness and u throw up all day.
I wish that Dogovi was great.

 

Granted, but a wall is built around all entrances, letting nobody in or out. Eh, atleast it now has a bank.

I wish that I could stop playing Smash ripoffs and go back to the actual game dangit.

 

Granted, but it turns out you lost the cartridge/disc. RIP.

I wish for a wish that has the most creative twist on the thread.

 

Granted, your banned for necro posting.

I wish for Spiderman powers + suit. No venom.

 

Granted, the government has kidnapped you and forced you into physical testing and mental testing. After the testing, the government dropped you into a warzone. You were shot later on

I wish that the next person can't type their wish through text

 

Dànshì, lùntán yóuxì fǔhuà, yīnwèi tā zhǐshì zuò tā de gōngzuò; lǐjiě hé dǎyìn wénběn. Shíjiān kōngjiān liánxù tǐ yě suí zhī fǔhuà, yīnwèi fǔbài de dōngxi jìnyībù bèi pòhuài, jiù huì fǔbài yīqiè.
(might need to translate that to show my real response. yes i spent 3 minutes of my time google translating that.)

I wish for a steampunk skin that fits my current one. No seriously, I tried and it came off more as a halloween ripoff.

 

Yeah, but you get burned because having steam-powered shit on you releases steam, which is very hot. Don't do that.

I wish to live in Colorado

 

Wish granted but you fall in the Grand Canyon and your body is never discovered. I wish for a tiger

 

The Grand Canyon is in Arizona though.

You're imprisoning a large animal in an enclosed space. You will live with this guilt forever.

I wish there was a wall around Florida rather than Mexico

 

Woops forgot about that.

Wish granted but the wall stretches to Mexico still.

I wish for a birb

 

I like birds. There is no corruption. Just have a bird.
It's also a cassowary!

I wish I could think of something to put here

 

Wish granted but instead of thinking of something you killed your self. I wish for a pupper

 

The pupper is actually a cat...AND YOU'RE A DOG PERSON!

I wish to slap the person below me.

 

(I like cats too though. You can't change that with your cheap ass genie ass magic ass ass)
Granted, but I'm into that

I wish for more Trump jokes.

 

Wish granted but the slap hurts you instead. I wish for this game to end

 

It doesn't. You were ninja'd. Get fucked

I wish for ninjaposting to end.

 

Wish granted, but it's replaced with samuraiposting.

I wish for a Grimtrap.

 

Granted, but you got crappy Pure.

I wish for really good cartoon

 

Granted, the cartoon was so good that it developed a shifty fanbase. The animators and writes later left or committed suicide from the cancerous fanbase

I wish the next person can only use videos to say their wish and grant

 

Wish granted but I'm too lazy to find a video. I wish for meme