Corrupt A Wish!

WISH GRANTED!
Now their ears have bled out and they are dead.

I WISH!
That I had another wish! But this time it involves a T-Rex!

 

mhm... good...

granted
the T-Rex eats you and you go to hell where you have to listen to that song for 1000000000000000000000 years (and in hell years last 10000000 earth years)
you also have to defeat ballos

 

Wish granted, the T-rex kills you.

I wish for a bird too shit on a 7th grader tomorrow when I'm watching

 

Granted, but the bird takes a bigger shit on YOUR head

i wish you guys would slow down with the wishes, geez

 

wish granted, now we post (-10) seconds slower

 

Wish Granted!
You didn't make a wish so now I'm the Supreme Leader of Earth AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish my evil scientists would breed me a magical dinosaur

 

Granted, but the dinosaur eats you

I wish i had this dinosaur, but it would not eat me and nobody can take it from me, and it can never leave or die

 

Granted, but it accidentally crushes you

I wish I was a massive demon with an insatiable bloodlust

 

Granted, you are now a terrifying demon
but now you have to follow my orders

i wish to be less socially awkward

 

Wish granted! But they wont more realize your wishes.


I wish I was a total level 1010 with full quests.

 

Granted, but you no longer have a life

i wish you'd grant wishes in order

 

Granted, but I decide the order and I can't read :D

I wish I was the King of all I survey

 

Granted, you are king of all you see
but you are blind

i wish this wish would not be corrupted

 

Granted, however this creates a space time paradox resulting in your entire body becoming antimatter before popping out of existence

I wish I was a beautiful and magnificent mathematical equation

 

Granted, but you're so complex that no one cares about you, and you're slowly being forgotten.

I wish I had a very successful and economic Wynncraft shop.

 

Granted, it's so successful that everyone comes to it, you become flooded with messages and are unable to cope. Your mind breaks under the stress and you are left a husk of who you once were. Also you destroyed the Wynncraft economy.

I wish I was immortal

 

You will never stop aging, and you are slowly reduced to a conscious pile of dust.

I wish pure would be the best wand In wynncraft

 

Granted, but during the incoming nerf, sevlut changes it back to its original damage

I wish I WASN'T immortal

 

Then you die within 5 minutes of reading this.

I wish for nothing in particular

 

You get very vague torture.

I wish for a cor anglais.