Corrupt A Wish!

WISH GRANTED!
But the space port turned out to be a failure and now the citizens have no where to go.

I wish everything ceased to exist.

 

Granted, but the big bang happens again and the world is created anew.

I wish I could fly

 

What the f*ck Mekyr

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Granted, you fly into a skyscraper and die.

I wish mekyr's post were deleted

 

Granted, he finds out your email and spams it to you

I wish my stalker knew that I'm stalking him.

 

WISH GRANTED!
Now you have another stalker that ended up killing you both because they wanted attention. But now that stalker is on the run with your bodies from the police! The police caught them and your bodies, they thought your bodies were people, you are forever trapped inside that jail cell....

I wish that the world could combust on itself and then make the sun explode then the universe goes into nothing, not able for religion or the big bang to happen.

 

Granted, luckily our universe was in a sentient multiverse which gave birth to a new universe for us to live in.

I wish @OGK would stop making wishes that I actually have to think about to corrupt

 

WISH GRANTED!
I have stopped making you think hard... now I am going to make you think even harder.

I wish that the world government could come together to cause destruction to those that have wronged us but yet at the same time save them from our evils.

 

Granted! But they get confused and destroy us and save our enemies.

I wish I had a genie in a lamp

 

WISH GRANTED!
Too bad it was Jafar and he instead trapped you instead, throwing you 10,000 miles into space where you will never return.

I wish that the just of others were no longer justified that their just was instead just canceled but yet their just was accepted.

 

Granted! They all just go away

I wish nukes turned the landscape into sweets instead of irradiated wasteland

 

WISH GRANTED!
The world has now launched them everywhere and now the world is going down in sweets and tooth decay causing everything to spiral out of control. This world no longer is fresh and fit to have humans live onto it until they mutate into candy monsters or years and decades of mutation.

I WISH!
That the candy world Scarfitt wished for became true yet at the same time not and became something out of a figment of his imagination where I take the vile and give it to his brain which causes him to think of the idea again!

 

Granted, but you can't because my imagination died from tooth decay from all the chocolate from the nukes.

I wish I had a normal sized puppy that won't kill me

 

Granted. It came with a large dog that killed you on the spot.
I wish I never had to work a day in my life.

 

WISH GRANTED!
But now you have fallen into the rut of humanity where you have no money, no job, no house, nor kids due to them dying each of starvation or of other means.

I wish a wish that had unlimited wishes and that each wish was to kill off a just person and remove their just so that it doesn't kill them and their just but instead killing off each wish that causes a chain reaction and ends up killing the wish.

 

Granted.
Your first wish ends destroying the universe.

I wish for a turtle.

 

Granted, it's massive and crushes you almost immediately

I wish I could be bothered to do my homework

 

Wish granted, but you instead forget an essay and got a 0 on it

I wish for something.

 

Granted, you get something
but that something is nothing

i wish that selvut wouldnt touch fatal

 

Wish granted, however salted touches it and nerfs it to have -10000 health.
I wish that the Undertale fandom didn't hate Alphys so much

 

Granted, they transferred all their hate to @Dr Alphys

I wish I could go into the sunlight without my skin burning