Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. It contains all Twilight fanfiction ever written and nothing else, and all of it is indestructible.

I wish for a mandatory IQ test for all politicians.

 

Yay, I like Twilight! :D

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Wish granted! Now the IQ Test makes it where a beggar can become president, because of low standards.
I wish I could win this game.

 

Granted, but you become so good at it that no one else plays anymore.

*throws up in a corner*

I wish Twilight was one 20 page book.

 

Wish granted! Twilight is now a 120 page book which is constantly being produced over the country.
I wish that people would play my mafia game :(

 

Ice Bear grants the wish but everyone cheats behind your back making the game boring.

Ice Bear wishes to get perfect score on SAT, ACT, standardized test, along with a perfect GPA. (Ice Bear already knows how this will be corrupt.)

 

Ice bear gets his wish granted! He scores perfect scores on the lowest standard of SAT, ATC, standardized test, and a perfectly low GPA.
I wish for one dollar.

 

Wish granted but the deflation makes your dollar worth nothing

I wish cancer

 

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Wish granted! You get cancer but ObamaCare finds a cure for cancer.
I wish for the HERO Rank in Wynncraft.

 

Ice Bear grants this wish but a new rank comes out and hero becomes the default rank for every player.

Also Ice Bear thinks perfect GPA does not mean perfectly low because if it was anything less than 4.0 it wouldn't be perfect.

Ice Bear wishes to know all languages and all changes to languages at will.

 

Wish granted! Now you can talk to everyone, but hunters meet you and you talk in the wrong language, and they think Ice Bear is insulting them. They kill Ice Bear.
I wish for a pillow.

 

Ice Bear grants this but the pillow is too soft so when ever you sleep you suffocate.

Ice Bear wishes for more free chips.

 

Ice bear gets free chips made out of sand.
I wish for a normal pillow.

 

Ice Bear grants this but the pillow is full of nails because it is what everyone else has making it "normal".

Ice Bear wishes to be able to speak in first person occasionally.

 

Granted, but everybody thinks Ice Bear is an imposter for doing so and rips Ice Bear apart.

I wish for a pile of tortoises

 

Granted. They crush each other to death.

I wish for Trump to accidentally fire himself.

 

Granted, Mike Pence is now President. (This wish corrupts itself)

I wish Trump was a smurf instead of an orange

 

Granted, he spray paints everyone else orange instead.
I wish for doritoes.

 

Granted. You get the severed toes of someone called Dori, and are convicted of her murder, all because you added an extra E to Doritos in your wish.

I wish for Donald Trump to accidentally fire Mike Pence. (try this one @Scarfitt)

 

Granted, but this causes the whole of America to lose faith in Trump and he's impeached. However, this means the new President is Paul Ryan. (Nice try)

I wish for @Hodsonius to become the POTUS.

 

So basically he's Kars?