Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted! You changed the myth of Gaia to where she is alive, and she kills you.
I wish to ban all of you guys from the game, the forums, and minecraft.

 

Did you even read it? It was about Selvut, the GM and mod, editing mythics, not me editing myths.

Granted. We sue you for it, and win, as it is determined that we did nothing to deserve our bans.

 

What did you wish for?

 

I wish for Trump to build a second wall along the Canadian border.

 

Wish granted. Now both Canada and Mexico are at war with us.

I wish people stopped fighting over silly disputes.

 

Wish granted. People now fight over nothing at all instead.

I wish for Sony to publicly apologise for the Emoji Movie.

 

Wish granted but at the emd of the apology they announce the Emoji Movie sequel... Good job Hod eally good job...

I wish that I will get to see my friends from the forums IRL someday. Because that would be cool.

 

Wish granted, but they don't want to hang out with you and don't like you.
I wish for death.

 

Granted. You are reincarnated as a monkey and captured for medical experiments.

I wish I was the supreme lord of the universe with immortality and unlimited power.

 

Granted! But you forgot to ask for smarts, so you cannot understand any of your powers and you accidentaly get rid of your immortality and die in the cold space of space. That tells us a lot about your brain in real life.

I wish to wish for a wish that wishes more wishes and grants those wishes and makes them wish for even more wishes that so the same thing.
Then i wish that all those wishes turn to popcorn, creating a new moon of popcorn for earth.

 

Granted! You have no control over what it wishes for, and it turns against you and ruins your life in every way possible, then starts world war three, then blows up the sun. You're not alive when the remains of the planet turn into popcorn.

I wish for a way to AFK farm obsidian in survival Minecraft.

 

Granted! It involves sacrificing your soul and free will to the demon lord Duma!

I wish I had a life ;-;

 

Granted, but you're still lonely

I wish for an invincible pet wolf which won't attack me

 

Ice Bear grants the wish but that wolf cannot be within 50 miles of you.

Ice Bear wishes for a portal gun that does not require energy or destroy or harm the user not erases them from existence, and cannot malfunction. Ice Bear's portal gun only allows traveling with Ice Bear's dimension so Ice Bear cannot be tramatized by what Ice Bear sees if Ice Bear travelled to another dimension.

Ice Bear probably forgot something but Ice Bear thinks this will prove a challenge to corrupt.

 

Granted, but it's really complicated and you can't understand how to use it. (tell me if I've missed something)

I wish for an IceBear

 

Granted, the IceBear mugs you and tears off all your limbs.
I wish for happiness.

 

Ice Bear grants it but it only lasts for a second and anymore happiness cannot be felt.

Ice Bear wishes for potatoes to be standard currency in Wynncraft.

 

Granted, but they are all potato GLaDOS and spew her quotes at random

This annoys everyone as they have countless potatoes with infinite sass in their inventory, and drives 90% of sane people to leave.

I wish no religions existed and we used common sense and mortality to govern ourselves besides made-up deities with no proof of existence.

 

Ice Bear grants this but with no greater authority people question why they should follow morals and people become corrupt. Ice Bear needs a but more time to think about this one. Or Ice Bear could say that the world would never exist.

Ice Bear wishes for the end of global warming.

 

Wish Granted! However since this is not scientifically possible, the only way is for the world to end.
I wish for a personal library.