Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SlyamPoetry, Mar 27, 2017.
Granted, but now you don't have hands to write.
I wish my parents didn't restrict my WiFi.
Granted but you only get 0.001 kbpm (KiloBitePerMinute)
I wish i wasn't ugly ;-;
Granted, but where you live, everyone thinks that being ugly is handsome, and being handsome isn't.
I wish have can eat infinite ice cream.
Granted, but you hate ice cream now
I wish to not suck at EO parkour
Granted but when your in mid-air, your key board breaks
i wish to be better at homework
Granted, but now you suck at tests and classwork in school.
I wish to be immortal
Granted, you get buried alive under several feet of solid rock
I wish Nii guardians spawned more often
Granted, they are suddenly the only thing that spawn and you overrun by them.
I wish for a baguette
Granted. It's rotten.
I wish for good grades.
You ignore your social life and slowly lose contact with everyone you've ever known.
You have to make a wish btw
Ik, couldn't think of one.
I wish necromancy was pog
Granted, except it has a .1% chance of working.
I wish for a way to merge items
Granted, except they become live anomalies and begin slowly murdering you.
I wish for better EVs, I "accidentally"murdered an Ekans once and it gave me an Attack EV...
Granted, the next Ekans you kill gives you 1000 Attack EVs
I wish for Amogus to be wiped from my mind.
granted but now it’s step-imposters in a vent
i wish to be a die
granted but you will die by being slowly eaten by the eye
i wish for shaggy to reach 100% power
Granted but he is being hunted by the most powerful beings in the whole multi-verse(yes i mean pawns, the supreme beings)
I wish pawns will rule the entire multiverse with an iron fist
granted but shaggy destroys them after 1 minute
i wish master oogway was even more gigachad
granted but i’m even more gigachad than him
i wish that all of my wish to be granted despite the corruption that will be granted to my wishes