Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but now you don't have hands to write.
I wish my parents didn't restrict my WiFi.

 

Granted but you only get 0.001 kbpm (KiloBitePerMinute)
I wish i wasn't ugly ;-;

 

Granted, but where you live, everyone thinks that being ugly is handsome, and being handsome isn't.
I wish have can eat infinite ice cream.

 

Granted, but you hate ice cream now

I wish to not suck at EO parkour

 

Granted but when your in mid-air, your key board breaks

i wish to be better at homework

 

Granted, but now you suck at tests and classwork in school.

I wish to be immortal

 

Granted, you get buried alive under several feet of solid rock

I wish Nii guardians spawned more often

 

Granted, they are suddenly the only thing that spawn and you overrun by them.

I wish for a baguette

 

Granted. It's rotten.

I wish for good grades.

 

Granted.

You ignore your social life and slowly lose contact with everyone you've ever known.

 

You have to make a wish btw

 

Ik, couldn't think of one.

I wish necromancy was pog

 

Granted, except it has a .1% chance of working.

I wish for a way to merge items

 

Granted, except they become live anomalies and begin slowly murdering you.

I wish for better EVs, I "accidentally"murdered an Ekans once and it gave me an Attack EV...

 

Granted, the next Ekans you kill gives you 1000 Attack EVs

I wish for Amogus to be wiped from my mind.

 

granted but now it’s step-imposters in a vent

i wish to be a die

 

granted but you will die by being slowly eaten by the eye

i wish for shaggy to reach 100% power

 

Granted but he is being hunted by the most powerful beings in the whole multi-verse(yes i mean pawns, the supreme beings)

I wish pawns will rule the entire multiverse with an iron fist

 

granted but shaggy destroys them after 1 minute

i wish master oogway was even more gigachad

 

granted but i’m even more gigachad than him

i wish that all of my wish to be granted despite the corruption that will be granted to my wishes