Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but the foil lid is impossible to open because the little tab broke off and everyone tries to steal it so you can't catch a break

I wish for a really long flathead screwdriver

 

Granted. You drop is and it stabs you in the foot

I wish for a hard-boiled egg

 

A fiery egg falls from the sky and breaks on the nearby sidewalk, chemically fusing with the concrete. It is now hard, and thoroughly cooked.

I wish for Archer escape spell to give Speed 4 instead of 3

 

Granted. All other archer spells are removed
I wish shaman and warrior were balanced

 

granted, now all other classes suck

I wish corrupted key guards spawn more

 

Granted, now they spawn in so much numbers, you are overwhelmed, and die instantly

I wish Salted will keep his profile picture for all of eternity

 

Granted, it contains so much power, it shatters the fabric of reality

I wish I had a good idea for a wish.

 

Granted. It then gets corrupted

I wish that Canyon Guides wasn't such a pain

 

granted, but its now super easy, short, requires lvl 105, and give you 3 emeralds and 10xp as a reward

I wish for Master Chief to become Master Chef

 

granted, he gets the smoldering apron

i wish for nothing

 

Granted. You get a dog named "Nothing"

I wish that Mythic tomes were better

 

Granted, they're so overpowered they get completely removed

I wish for an empty tin

 

Granted. It is a vacuum, and it sucks your nose in, breaking it.

I wish that I have a good build

 

Granted, however the items glitch out and the damage goes to the 32 integer limit, causing you to get banned for bug exploiting

I wish for that special offer notification in my corner to go away

 

Granted. Now it's on the center

I wish that math was easier

 

Granted, its so easy that schools dont teach it anymore and everyone becomes too powerful and the earth explodes

I wish for a shout boomb

 

Granted. You now have a shout boomb, and it doesn't do anything

I wish that I will die (if Wynncraft ofc) and lose all my items

 

Granted, your entire bank and all your class slots get wiped too

I wish there were EO teleport scrolls

 

Granted, they teleport you to Cinfras because the game thinks that they are the same thing

I wish for a Decrepit Sewers teleport scroll

 

Granted, but 1.20.1.1 reset all the discoveries again so you'll need to walk there yourself first

I wish to be motivated to play wynn after reaching level 105 7 times