Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but the SM64, SMS, and SMG1 ports got disabled.

I wish there was a quest about the Colossus.

 

Granted. The quest is a giant failure.

Spoiler

(Pun Intended)

I wish that the introductory Silent Expanse quest would stop teleporting me back to the beginning.

 

Instead of teleporting you to the beginning, it teleports you straight into the Eye's boss room, where the Eye acts as if it's a 50 player EO.

I wish for Bob's Tomb to be altered so you don't need 3 players to get in.

 

Granted. It requires Salted's personal assistance to get in, but he is never on live serves again.

I wish my lamp would do a backflip

 

Granted. You stand a little too close, and the lamp hits your nose bridge, puncturing your brain.

I wish for the next person not to corrupt my wish

 

If I had a nickel for every time someone wished that...

Granted, but the game ends because nobody corrupts it

I wish to be bilingual.

 

Granted, you now have two tongues

I wish to be a polyglot

 

Granted, but you can only become one for 10 seconds a year

I wish for a Windows Computer

 

Granted, you can now see through your computer

I wish for an Apple Phone (easy to corrupt I know)

 

it rots instantly and plugging in recharger doesn't work.

I wish for 42

 

wish granted except its 43

i wish for a mythic

 

Granted, but Siri wants you to say "My thic" what?

I wish for Worid to give us all of the LE

 

Granted, they turn out to be just a ton of empty vials because Worid drank all the nukes

I wish for I got a yoga mat

 

Granted. Here I am

I wish for 500 Things

 

Granted. The things are Plutonium Cores and you die from the radiation instantly.

I wish that Corruption served Dern.

 

Granted. The Corruption now serves Laura Dern, an American actress (literally the first result I got googling dern).

I wish I was more creative with my responses.

 

Granted. Every response you ever have for the rest of your life is just the word "creative"

I wish for a piece of toast.

 

Granted, but the piece of bread was very moldy.

I wish for immortality.

 

Granted, but you get thrown into the sun

I wish for a Legendary Island 2.0 raid

 

Granted, but no one wants to do it with you

I wish for an AledarKart 64 game by Nintendo