Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. You get 10000 more hours of grind content.
More is better, yes?

I wish wynncraft allowed multiclassing.
Not really but entertain the thought e.e

 

Wish granted, people start to complain about how "Unwynncraft" it is.

I wish for the Wynncraft inflation to be fixed.

 

Granted, Emeralds can no longer be obtained. The trade market, item merchants and sell features have been disabled.

I wish wynncraft added Tier 4-10 materials for profs

 

Granted, crafting now becomes such a gacha system that the players riot and crafting is removed from the game altogether.

I wish fo love.

 

you love the tier 4-10 gacha system

i wish for sky island lag to be removed

 

The sky islands aren't laggy, but the rest of the world becomes incredibly laggy.

I wish for a 50-person run of FF.

 

Salted intervenes and makes the Antikythera Supercomputer impossible to beat during the raid and then bans everyone indefinitely after laughing at their attempt.

I wish for Discoverer to have Loot Quality.

 

it has -200 loot quality

i wish for a 50-person run of decrepit sewers

 

Everyone is reduced to level one with no gear as soon as they enter.

I wish for a Bovemist crusade in Wynncraft.

 

wish granted. the world is now overrun by cows. i wish for a perfect discoverer

 

Wish Granted, you accidentally sell to a blacksmith as soon as you get it.

I wish for another Gert Crusade.

 

the crusade is against you specifically

i wish for a cushion

 

Granted. The cushion becomes corrupted and implodes, destroying the fruman update progress.
I wish for there be no wars within fruman walls.

 

Wish granted, you are seen as a traitor to Fruma, brainwashed to forget your times in Fruma, and are sent to Wynn.

I wish for a boss themed off of the GM's.

 

Granted. The GMs have been removed.
I Wish for Plasma Emeralds to be added
[On a side note you missed out on the opportunity to remove the walls >:O]

 

(On that sidenote, how can you remove an entire mountain range? Then again what if there's a secret wall we don't know about?)
Wish Granted, all the emeralds turn into plasma and heat up the surrounding area, potentially killing thousands. On a lighter note, that might solve the emerald inflation of Wynncraft.

On the topic of states of matter of emeralds, I wish for Bose-Einstein condensate emeralds! Yeah, I'm a nerd but I don't care.

 

they are worth nothing, invalidating their viability as a form of currency

i wish for hunted mode to be deleted

 

Granted, hunted mode is gone now. People are quitting wynncraft because they are not able to hunt players nor do HICH. 50% of the fanbase is gone. The result of this causes new players and old alike to be turned off by the game. Wynncraft is losing money to keep up the servers. Wynncraft is gone. I wish for cake.

 

Granted, it is GLADos' cake

 

I wish I had a wish to corrupt