Corrupt A Wish!

Granted! But the dice is now my property

I wish for a perfect wish that gives something

 

Granted, you get a bad theme stuck in your head. It was a perfect wish setup for me. :/

I wish I could go back 10 years with all my current knowledge

 

Granted. You get murdered after two minutes.

I wish the best sandwich in the world

 

Wish granted! But you die from happiness 10 seconds later

I wish for feces

 

Granted. However, it happens to be James Charles’ excrement.

I wish for anti-semitism to end.

 

Granted. This thread is closed

 

this thread is closed but people still can somehow reply
I wish for a minecraft gf

 

Granted, but you only get to use them every turn in whatever game you're playing (in case you swap games) and instead usually need to use a modern political system.

I wish for Fruma to be accessible.

 

Granted. Fruma turns out to be the name of a rule 34 Wynncraft website.

I wish that I never made Salted Ahegao

 

Granted. Somebody else makes it.

I wish for unexploitable wish

 

Granted. You have to ask for your wish before 10,000,000 BC.

 

Done. Where is the wish?

 

Sorry, but you missed your chance.

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Oh, you mean where's my wish. I forgot the rules of the game for a while there.

I wish Minecraft had pyramids instead of cubes.

 

Granted. To compensate, the entire country of Egypt no longer exists.

I wish for 2020 to be over

 

Granted. It is now the future and the robot work force wants their pay.

I wish Wynncraft were called [insert other rune name here]craft.

 

Granted. Wynncraft lost its magic. You stop playing because you are bored.

 

Wish

 

I wish uncorruptable wish

 

Granted! But it was the discount version, so it got corrupted.

I wish for a wish that cannot be turned bad and cannot be claimed by anyone else, will not kill me in any way, is close to me, does not kill anything else, never disappears, cannot destroy anything, does not give me financial troubles, cannot disappear, will not harm anything or anything's image in my or anybody else's mind, and will never die.

 

Granted. Somebody appears with the ability to nullify wishes to zero and then sends you into an infinite death loop.